The Pride of Britain Awards, per Wikipedia, is an annual event in the United Kingdom honouring (see what we did there?) British people who have acted bravely or extraordinarily in challenging situations. Which is to say, it’s a red carpet awards ceremony that isn’t just a bunch of spoiled famous people! …Weird.
…Also weird: apparently 1 out of every 3 famous British people are TV hosts/presenters. That’s like if Hollywood was one third Giuliana Rancics!
Here’s the 2013 Pride of Britain Awards red carpet…
Singer Lisa Stainsfield (you know the song) wore black lace and feathers.
We like black and we like feathers, so we’re not against it.
We kind of like Brooke Vincent‘s whole thing.
Baroness Doreen Lawrence is not amused.
Oritse Williams is a member of boy band JLS. He dresses like that because they sound like this.
Tess Daly wore Emilio Pucci.
The Wanted and their corresponding jawlines were there.
TV host Christine Bleakley wore elegant Roland Mouret.
Athlete Denise Lewis pulled off a peplum.