Peabody Award winning paragon of journalistic integrity TMZ has broken what is sure the be the story of the year: Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was photographed eating pizza. The photos of this woman eating are too graphic to even print on our site.
As TMZ points out—based on a preternatural ability to read body language for signs of self loathing—Ambrosio took a bite of pizza and then “carefully [contemplated] whether or not to spit it out.” The piece does not elaborate as to whether or not she actually did spit it out, but as we’ve all seen during huge breaking news events, stories get confused and information is hard to come by. We should know more later today as the dust settles.
TMZ’s researchers did some digging and found that Ambrosio is no stranger to eating, in fact, they have documented evidence of three additional eating incidences:
It’s not the first time Alessandra cheated on her supermodel diet — earlier this year, she was spotted chewing on a breadstick in an L.A. supermarket. Also, in 2012, she was photographed taking a bite of chocolate cake … and was spotted with an ice cream cone in 2009.
This is pretty damning, to say the least. Not only did TMZ uncover four total instances of eating, but they revealed that it goes back to 2009. That’s an average of one food item per year that we even know of.
I can only imagine what will come out next, but as we all know, it’s rarely ever just four times. If you have any tips or photos for us, please drop us an email with the subject line: Alessandra Ambrosio (damning photos enclosed pertaining to possibly criminal eating activity).
She’s likely to lose most of her contracts and endorsement deals, and we can expect a comment from Victoria’s Secret any moment now announcing that “Ambrosio left to pursue other projects.” As is the case with most public betrayal scandals, the next step will be the inevitable public apology tour, including a press conference and talk show rounds, that is, if Ambrosio decides to own up to her actions.
Do you feel like you are owed an apology? Should Victoria’s Secret fire Ambrosio? What can she do to win back the public’s trust?
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