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12 Guy Names That Are Inherently Hot

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In all of our minds, there are names with negative and positive connotations. Perhaps you hate name of somebody who cheated on you in tenth grade, or the first name of a girl who bullied you, or perhaps the name of a guy who subsequently went to jail for selling coke after you dated (my taste in men blows my mind with brilliance, yes). But then there are those names you just inexplicably love. You simply cannot help it. These are hot names: names that tend to be attached to hot people.

As we discussed in the past, some names are dealbreakers, so now it’s time to talk about the attractive ones that we find almost invariably attractive. Obviously, there are names for women who are attractive (a post you can look forward to in the future, because I need to discuss my undying love of the name “Chloe”), but for now, we shall just talk about dude names, including some unisex choices.

There are definite exceptions, but between the women in our office, these are the ones found to be the most snazzy in nature.

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  • Benita

    Sorry, no Spanish names on this list makes it invalid.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      Not sure it makes it invalid; my family is South American and none of us (besides my father) have particularly Latino-sounding names (which is what I assume you meant). There also aren’t any French-specific names, if I’m not mistaken, nor plenty of other name origins. But to each their own!

    • Alphaswag

      Can I get some opinions on the name Greg?

  • Jeanie Jay

    Names that will always suck (for me, anyway): KYLE. Every single Kyle I knew in school was a complete douchebag to me and to everyone else. Also Chad. No good ever comes from naming your kid Chad. (Antonio, oth, is muy sexy.)

    • Samantha_Escobar

      If you think there’s a douchebag shortage in the world, name your kid Chad. Good god.

    • Jeanie Jay


  • Hunter

    My name made the list! But I am a girl…

  • Katie

    Forrest? Damien? EeeeeeeWwwwwwww