Lady Gaga’s Grotesque Chicken Mask Is The Scariest Thing You’ll See All Day

Lady Gaga chicken mask

Not content to wear just one bad outfit todayLady Gaga opted for what BuzzFeed accurately declared a “chicken nugget” mask. Given that I have an actual phobia of masks, this is quite possibly the most terrifying thing I have seen a celebrity wear in — well, probably forever. Oh god. Please take a look:

First thought: WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS?

Second thought: Oh my god, oh my god, perhaps it is simply my irrational fear of masks taking over, so maybe just another picture will make it better and –

Lady Gaga chicken mask

GOD, NO, IT’S REALLY THIS AWFUL. PLEASE LET ME GO HOME.

Gaga wore the strange outfit while leaving the Ritz Carlton Hotel, which gives me this weird image of her walking around in a fancy hotel suite, squawking like a chicken and eating bon bons with her beak. I mean, it’s only logical, right?

I get it, Lady Gaga. We all get it. You’re weird. But why are you wearing what looks like a giant moldy socket on your head? It’s not that I think you shouldn’t, it’s that I simply don’t understand why. Okay, composing myself momentarily and trying not to scroll up as I type the rest of this post. Breathe, Sam.

I think I feel a little better now, I’ll just post this article and –

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OH GOD I GIVE UP, GIVE ME A TOWEL BECAUSE I’M THROWING IT IN AND LIGHTING IT ON FIRE ALONG WITH MY FUCKING RETINAS.

Photos: WENN

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    • Reggie

      Oh my God, that’s freaking wretched, but it does getting the press talking about her… who knows what she’s thinking…

      Reggie @ http://www.thebestwalkingshoesguide.com

    • Landry

      hahahaha!! I love your account on this XD. It reminds me of when my sister used to chase me around the house in a Halloween mask

    • 4prongpitchfork

      quote:”who knows what she’s thinking…”unquote

      Thinking? THINKING?

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HOHOHOHOHOHOH…HEHEHEHEHE..HAHAHAHAHA!

      thinking.

      HOHOHOHOHOHOH…HEHEHEHEHE..HAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

      stop. please.

    • 4prongpitchfork

      Lady. right. Gaga. …perfect. I guess if you’re a brain sucking alien parasite.