The world spent Kim Kardashian‘s entire pregnancy biting its collective nails, wondering if someday the reality TV star would ever be able to wear a bandage dress again. Occasionally, this took the form of body-shaming bullshit–with a dramatic uptick in websites calling her “fat,” a “whale” and “Big Kim” over the last nine months–and repulsed by Kardashian though we are, this is still unacceptable.
However, Kardashian (as usual) made herself challenging to sympathize with by presenting pregnancy as one big horrible nightmare of not being hot that she was eager to abandon as soon as she had baby North West. Between telling the world that she wanted to pose for Playboy as soon as she got her body back and cutting out carbs so she could generate a deluge of “post-baby body” headlines within a few minutes of giving birth, she’s made every effort to present her pregnancy as a snag in her professional hotness career, as opposed to… what happens to the female body when it fosters a living human.
…Continuing right along with that, Kardashian revealed in the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians a few important updates about her hotness. Luckily, it’s on its way!
First of all, giving birth did not ruin her vagina:
When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.
Second of all, Kardashian is already back to focusing on what’s important:
‘I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, “I look so hot. I am back.”
Just in case anyone was worried.
Oh, and as an added bonus, giving birth is way easy:
Labour was honestly the easiest thing ever. I did not feel one thing. Like, it was not hard.
(via Entertainment Wise, photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)