For many of us, Halloween is a time for making the most minimal effort possible to find a costume and proceed to get drunk in it. For celebrities, however, it’s a chance to be photographed, to feel validated, to bask in the attention of the little people.
…And the quickest, easiest way to do so involves a garter belt (or a nipple pasty). Here are 25 (deeply ridiculous) celebrity sexy Halloween costumes.
First up, sexy Halloween costume aficionado Alessandra Ambrosio was the Queen of Hearts this year.
And Naya Rivera was Carmen Sandiego, only with thigh high boots and without Sandiego’s most identifiable accessory (a red hat).
Miley Cyrus went as Lil Kim, as you know.
In 2009, Annalynne McCord was a sexy… Bat… something. Whatever.
Ashanti, in 2010 at Lavo, was a sex panther.
Carmen Electra was not only a sexy ringmaster in 2010, she was also holding her Playboy cover for added sexy sex.
Traci Bingham was a hot cop in 2009. We think those shoes might impede her ability to chase criminals, though.
Christina Aguilera, also a hot cop in 2010.