Meet ‘Chuckesmee,’ The Rejected Spawn Of Edward & Bella

Renesmee, the animatronic puppet whose nickname is rightfully "Chuckesmee."

You know how dolls are creepy because when they sit on the shelf, staring off into the distance, there’s always that little fear in the back of your mind wondering if they’ll turn their round little heads and look at you? Yeah, well, meet Chuckesmee, the animatronic puppet Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 makers almost utilized to “play” Renesmee, the half-vampire half-human daughter of Edward and Bella. She is your worst nightmare — possibly worse than that awful fan fiction name Stephenie Meyer gave her — and I’m sorry.

Nicknamed “Chuckesmee” due to her striking (and yet somehow more frightening) resemblance to everyone’s favorite porcelain plastic killing machine, the puppet can move around and kill every living thing and possibly all the dead ones too interact with actors. Producer Wyck Godfrey knows Chuckesmee is the worst, but he has an explanation:

“You’re trying to create something that’s otherworldly with Renesmee in the movie that has to be preternaturally intelligent yet still look like a baby but actually look a little bit more mature than one would be at one-day-old.

“So we ended up pulling the thing out on the day and shooting it. The second you’re holding it up you realize this is never going to work. No fake thing is ever going to do the trick. If you’re Bella, you’re looking at it going, ‘I don’t want that thing. Put it back!’”

If you would like to see this horrifying demon monster in progress, give this video from Yahoo! a quick watch:

Yeah. Not okay. Not okay, even a little bit. Oh my god. While I have a serious phobia of masks a la Lady Gaga‘s massive chicken head the other day, one (as in, me) might argue that Edward and Bella’s technological spawn could likely destroy any chance of me sleeping ever again should I come into contact with it.

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    • Ashesela

      That was terrifying!! :O

    • Jenni

      I think she’s beautiful, inside and out!

    • Vanessa Vieira

      Wait, who is everyone’s favorite porcelain killing machine?

      • Samantha_Escobar

        Oh god you’re right, Chuckee is probably plastic.

    • Anne Marie Hawkins

      And this is somehow more scary than a hellspawn baby that has to be chewed out of its’ mother’s uterus – from which it has been sending psychic postcards for like two months – drinks blood, is supernaturally strong, and is able to compress development that takes humans years into a couple of weeks?

      • Samantha_Escobar

        Haha, no. That is significantly scarier.