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The 11 Different Kinds Of Celebrity Short Haircuts, Ranked From Awful To Awesome

Short celebrity haircuts

When I was young, I brought in a photo of Mandy Moore in How To Deal as my reference for the hairstylist. It did not end well, mainly because no human being’s head is meant to look that giant (pro-tip: “volume at the crown” is not what you want when you have a big face, as I do). These days, there are tons of celebrities with (actual well-done) short hair, so let’s take a look at them, shall we?

Kate Gosselin

LONG BEACH, CA - OCTOBER 26: Kate Gosselin signs copies of her book Eight Little Faces at the 2009 Women's Conference - Day 1 at Long Beach Convention Center on October 26, 2009 in Long Beach, California. (Photo by Dr. Billy Ingram/Getty Images)

Via Dr. Billy Ingram/Getty Images.

Oh, no. Don’t do this to yourself, not ever. Thank goodness Gosselin has moved on since this look (she has, right? I feel like I don’t care, though, because she’s a crappy parent), but that doesn’t stop innocent humans from being tricked into thinking this looks cool every single day. Cue Sarah McLachlan ballad and 1-800 number.

Kris Jenner

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 22: Television personality Kris Jenner attends the E! 2013 Upfront at The Grand Ballroom at Manhattan Center on April 22, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Via Mike Coppola/Getty Images.

Aside from being an overall obnoxious person in every way, Kris has always had overly fluffy bad hair. Not a style I would recommend on anybody.

Sandra Bullock

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Via Vogue.

While this was really only on the cover of Vogue, I just want to note something: those rattail thingies should not come back. Ever. This weird little mullet curl is awful.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus haircut

Via Getty Images.

On behalf of everyone who cares about you, don’t get this haircut. It will not look cool or daring or fun. It will look like the designated “badass” member of every 90s boy band, or you will look like Miley Cyrus. Either way, it’s probably for the best to steer clear.

Anne Hathaway

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 24: Actress Anne Hathaway, winner of the Best Supporting Actress award for 'Les Miserables,' poses in the press room during the Oscars held at Loews Hollywood Hotel on February 24, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

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While I think Anne’s hair fits her pretty well, I’m not a big fan of this cut most of the time — it’s a little too poofy in the back for my taste.

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence haircut

Via Facebook.

I know, I know: Everyone hates her new hair, but I really like it. In this picture, it reminds me of Hathway’s short hair a bit but flatter-sitting and better styled.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson haircut

Via Twitter.

Uh, awesome. Totally awesome. She looks amazing. It’s perfectly fitting to her bone structure and her trademark platinum color is more striking than ever.

Emma Watson

NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 15: Actress Emma Watson attends the premiere of 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1' at Alice Tully Hall on November 15, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)

Via Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images.

Aside from doing just about everything right when it comes to style, Emma Watson has consistently had amazing hairstyles as an adult (decisions you make as a kid don’t really count as bad because…well, you’re a kid). Her pixie frames her face well and was always styled beautifully.

Shannyn Sossamon

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Via Rules of Attraction.

This has been one of my favorite haircuts ever. This may be partially due to the fact that I think Shannyn Sossamon is the coolest and I have no idea why she’s not in more movies these days (or is she? I’m bad at keeping track, to be fair), but in general, I’ve always found this to be one of the epitomes of a messy, sexy, easygoing hairstyle.

Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder short hair in Girl Interrupted

Via Girl, Interrupted

When it comes to a short, beautiful and carefree hairstyle, I think Ryder’s in Girl, Interrupted is perfect.

Mia Farrow

Rosemarys-Baby

Rosemary’s Baby.

Ah, the original perfect pixie. How beautiful was this? A true short cut, Farrow looked stunning in Rosemary’s Baby (not exactly a film about style, but her incredible appearance still managed to shine somehow, even amid all that demon stuff).

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  • Meg Malone

    In response to your Mandy Moore in How To Deal story, I will share that I once brought a picture of Anne Hathaway from Rachel Getting Married as my haircut inspiration. It didn’t turn out that way, but I still have hope that one day I will get that haircut (it’s a little longer than these ones, but I think it’s a cool, short bob).

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    Kris Jenner’s hair reminds me of Charlie Sheen’s in Wall Street.

  • not-so-small-mercies

    I think you forgot one of the best: Lupita Nyong’o.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      AHHHH HOW COULD I FORGET. For that particular look, she could also be added to the “Best Red Carpet Makeup” list, “Best Eyebrows” list, “Best Wearing Of Bright Blue” list…well, basically, all the lists.

  • Cee

    I thought Shannyn Sossamond was the coolest until she named her son Audio Science

    • Samantha_Escobar

      Weird story: My ex-boyfriend lived underneath the man she had Audio Science with, so I used to wake up at 8 in the morning because that kid would be playing the drums right above my head.

  • Muggle

    I think if Miley Cyrus grew out the non-shaved part of her hair enough, she could tie it back and tell everyone it’s a warrior wolf-tail. Sokka style!

  • FauxRealFaux

    Halle Berry?