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What To Wear On Thanksgiving For Optimum Face-Stuffing

what to wear on thanksgiving

Whether you are going to a big family meal, enjoying friendsgiving, or forgetting the whole thing and ordering pizza, what you wear to Thanksgiving dinner says a lot about you. Most “what to wear on Thanksgiving” guides will point you in the direction of classics with a trendy flare, like pencil skirts or snug sweaters, but we are going to tell you how to do this right and dress for optimum Thanksgiving face-stuffing.

Dressing for optimum face-stuffing is a complicated issue. You don’t want to be constricted, because your body needs to be able to expand, but you also don’t want to dress too loosely, because then you risk fabric bunching and discomfort. So if you plan to stuff your face to maximum capacity tomorrow, read on for the top 8 things to wear for optimum Thanksgiving face-stuffing.

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  • anna

    Uh, I will wear my thanksgiving dress. It is blue velvet and empire waisted and disguises any and all food babies. My christmas dress is slightly more fitted, but still has room for pie.