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Car Model Proves Jaimie Alexander’s Naked Thor 2 Dress Not Suited For Real Life (NSFW)

Jaimie Alexander Thor 2 Dress

This post is extremely not safe for work, but considering it’s Thanksgiving most of you are probably not working anyway, so be prepared to see some vaginas.

Jaimie Alexander’s stunningly naked Azzaro dress upstaged the Thor 2 premiere this year and had the whole Internet frothing with speculation about her waxer. She magically managed to avoid any wardrobe malfunctions, possibly by standing very straight and very, very still on the red carpet. But now we have proof that the dress is really not ready for real life, no matter how brave a person is, because if you hit the wrong position or angle people will see everything.

The dress had already made a big international splash, so model Ye Zixue decided to slip it on and get some of that glory for herself at a car show in Guangzhou, China. She got herself the exact same dress or a very decent copy, and immediately proved that this dress is not ready for real life. Like, at all.

Shanghaiist has the pictures, which are completely not safe for work. If you are at work, take my word for it because there is full bush on display in multiple shots.

Now we’re even more impressed that Jaimie Alexander made it through the Thor 2 premiere without anyone getting a picture of her mons pubis.  She must have been very careful to stand very straight and tall in her dress, probably because she could make no extraneous movements without flashing her vulva to the entire world.

Ye Zixue, however, had a Mercedes Benz to show, so she arched her back, stretched her arms, and cocked her hips into a series of sexy poses that let everyone in the vicinity know she keeps her lady garden trimmed but not waxed. Ye seems OK with that, so we’re glad she was happy with the dress, even if we’re a little surprised she was allowed to wear it at an all-ages events.

This is one of those valuable runway-to-real-life lessons to keep in mind. Next time I wear a scandalous dress, I’m going to have to spend a lot of time practicing poses in the mirror before I’m sure it’s ready for the world.

Via Shanghaiist/Photo: WENN

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  • Lindsey Conklin

    How does everything stay in place?

  • John Claude di Ronaldi

    I think she looks beautiful. Why shame the human body?

  • Tony

    When you’re as beautiful a woman as she is….I sure can’t blame her for wanting to show off a little bit. I’m glad to get to see her.