In her past couple of selfies, Lindsay opted to post her breasts on Instagram. Well, sort of–in one shot, her nipple is totallyÂ in the picture, in my opinion at least. But I spent about 5 minutes debating that fact with my coworkers, as they do not think this is true. So, here, you decide for yourself:I see nipple in that lefthand corner. I see nipple. I feel weird having even typed that sentence, oh god, but then I italicized it because I said it in my head to the whispered hush of, “I see dead people.” And suddenly I was amused 10x more. Side note: I clearly need a vacation from the Internet.
Now, besides the whole nipple issue, this is just kind of a terrible selfie. LiLo seems so distraught in her incredibly comfy-looking bed, which is weird because…why would you post a photo of yourself looking all distraught and dead-eyed in bed? It reminds me of those creepy mourning portraits people used to take. But to each her own, obvs.
Then, LiLo posted another photo of herself. This time, there was most certainly nipple in the shot.Why are we so obsessed with nipples, you ask? I have no idea. Boobs are great, though, and everybody knows I’m a fan of selfies, so I suppose that has led me to believe this is news you will also want to know.
As another side note, I think I am officially tired of anything related to celebrities (or us normals) dressing up likeÂ Marilyn Monroe. Like, I was unofficially sick of this shit ages ago when LiLo did the photo shoot, just as every other celebrity was at the time. No more, guys. And please, fashion companies of the world: stop resurrecting the poor womanÂ to sell perfumes and whatnot. Okay? Okay. Good talk.