Justin Bieber‘s new 3-D tweenstravaganza, Believe, premiered last night in LA, and its purple carpet features some surprising looks from some Disney stars that are going to make you feel super old in a few minutes.
Gabby Douglas looks super pretty. Everything fits her well, she looks cute, and I like the big necklace. We’re starting off with a win!
Jessica Jarrell has great hair and is really pretty. I like the cutout but hate the fabric of this dress. The shoes are a little bit “Delta flight attendant,” but at least they’re not the triple-soled monsters most pop stars wear.
Debby Ryan is pretty and has nice hair. The dress is not hugely remarkable and could use a belt because that waist seam is bothering me. But she still looks cute, and the shoes are great.
Super cute shoes.
This is Justin Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette. I do not believe that moms should dress more conservatively than other women, or that women should not have fun or be sexy once they are also mothers. That said, I am hugely opposed to metallic bandage dresses with faux corsets and triple-sole patent leather platforms on all people, everywhere in the world. I feel an overwhelming urge to picket this dress with derisive signs.
If Harry Shum would marry me, I would not even complain about the blue camo-print vest/jacket he is wearing. Why does blue camouflage exist? Does blending in with water ever offer a tactical advantage?
More Disney stars, Jenners, and Bieber himself this way …