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Reason #496 To Love Jennifer Lawrence: Her Hilarious Story About Butt Plugs

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I know there are some people who are getting tired of Jennifer Lawrence‘s laid-back, honest, cool girl persona. But I choose to believe that it’s not a persona and that she’s actually that cool, honest and laid-back. At least, enough to go on Conan and tell a hilariously embarrassing story about sex toys.

In the course of telling Conan that she’d be a hotel maid if she weren’t an actress (Apparently because she loves beds and bathrooms and…spraying? Um, I totally just defended you in my last paragraph, J.Law, but there’s no way that’s actually true. You can be as low-key and laid-back as you want, but I don’t think you really want to be cleaning toilets for a living. Not trying to be classist, but just saying, Ms. Oscar-Winner), she managed to share a super funny anecdote about a mishap that happened to her in a hotel. J.Law said:

“This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story. I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.”

Oh there’s more!

“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table,” she added. “I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed. I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.’”

I want to know who bought them for her as a joke. Please say it was Josh Hutcherson. I already love Peeta, but adding butt plugs to the Hunger Games would really up the ante for me as a viewer. Anyone else?

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  • Lindsey Conklin

    hahahaha, please say it was a gift from josh!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cee

    I don’t know if hotel maids are just that crazily neat oriented or have a sense of humor or, well, both. Something similar happened to me and the hotel maid arranged all the… things.. so cute yet so weird!

    • Tania

      I’d say both, from my experience with the housekeepers at the hotel I work in!

      Usually they stick to making things out of the towels, though…