The 10 Best Christmas Album Covers From The 2000s

Hey idiots, it’s Christmas Eve! If you’re not listening to Christmas music currently, then I really don’t know what to say to you.

There is perhaps a no more honored tradition that then pop star Christmas album. As a musician, it’s a way to say you’ve arrived (or in some cases, haven’t, but somehow got a record label to let you make a Christmas album). It’s also a great way to convey that your career is floundering hopelessly, and that you simply want to get your name in front of people when they’re at their the most sympathetic.

The aughts (ugh) were a great time for Christmas albums, and we heard weirdo versions of carols from pop stars, washed up rock stars, and Disney channel heroes alike. The aughts were also a horrible time for design and art of any kind, giving us excruciatingly amazing album covers to look back on. Here’s my favorite batch, in no particular order.

1. NSync, Home For Christmas, 1998

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Sure, it’s not technically the aughts, I listened to this a ton circa 2001. It’s hard to say what the best part of this is, but I think it’s the awkward space between JC and Chris. They really didn’t want to touch.

2. Barry Manilow, A Christmas Gift of Love, 2002

barry manilow a christmas gift of loveThat facial expressions says “I’ll give you my gift.”

3. Christina Aguilera, My Kind of Christmas, 2000
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Given Christina’s typical outfit choices, this whole aesthetic is pretty tame.

4. Clay Aiken, Merry Christmas with Love, 2004

clay aiken merry christmas with love

Ooh, he’s got a secret to tell you!

5. Destiny’s Child, 8 Days Of Christmas, 2001

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Fresh from the slopes, the girls decided to keep their ski goggles on. For fashion.

6. Enya, And Winter Came…, 2008enya and winter came

No but seriously, is that horse made out of ice? Goddammit, Enya.

7. Faith Hill, Joy to the World, 2008

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Okay, this one sort of wins on all counts. This is practically Taylor Swift-ian with its princess dress and coy expression.

8. Hilary Duff, Santa Claus Lane, 2002

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Are the presents in the moped? Is she supposed to be a moped-riding Santa-type? Why is she handling those gifts so carelessly? Those don’t belong to her. Also, she’s married and is a mom now.

9. Josh Groban, Noel, 2007

josh groban noel As far as Josh Groban album covers go, I guess this is okay. He couldn’t have run a brush through those locks first, though? Or reconsidered that haircut entirely?

10. Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas II You, 2010

mariah carey merry christmas II Okay weird glitter bonanza aside, let’s talk about that terrifying snowman. Look at him rubbing his hands together! He’s plotting Mariah’s death, and your’s too.

10b. Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas, 1994mariah carey merry christmas

This gets a brief mention as the Christmas album of all Christmas albums, but was released too early to actually make the list. Aren’t her knees cold?

Honorable Mention: Boyz II Men, Christmas Interpretations, 1993

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This is too old for the actual list, but COME ON. Christmas is very serious business.

Photos: Wikipedia Commons

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    • Ddaisy

      “When their at there the most sympathetic.”
      I enjoyed the rest of the article, I really did, and I hate to say something negative… but I don’t think I’m being too picky when I say that grammar makes my brain hurt :(

      • Julia Sonenshein

        I don’t think I’m being too crazy when I say sometimes writers write posts on their phones and autocorrect does bad things and also we’re human beings who make mistakes sometimes but I’m sorry your brain hurt.

      • Ddaisy

        I’m sorry! That clearly came across way more critical and less playful than I meant. I was going for more of an “Oops, yup that’s not right at all! Thanks for pointing it out” kind of reply.

        I obviously did not achieve that at all and I am genuinely sorry that it came out snarky :(

      • Ddaisy

        I really really do feel bad that I hurt your feelings–I didn’t mean it personally at all; I do see now that it did not even remotely come out as friendly and funny as it was meant in my head. I really am very embarrassed and I’ve felt bad about it all day.

        I hope we can get along well in the future as I really do enjoy your writing and we’ve had a couple of positive interactions before. I would like very much for that to continue and for this one misstep on my part not to determine your perception of me.

      • Julia Sonenshein

        Oh gosh! You are too sweet. I’m sorry I got all twatty–I was just embarrassed. Of course I won’t hold it against you! Don’t hold it against me that I overreacted? I love your comments and look forward to them!

      • Joanna Rafael

        It makes my brain hurt when people think they’re superior to others because of typos. By “makes my brain hurt” I mean “totally embarrasses me for them.” Also, your use of ellipses makes my brain hurt.