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20 Opulent and Bizarre Celebrity Instagrams From New Year’s

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Hello! Who’s hungover? Hopefully not you, and instead you’re waking up feeling wonderful and refreshed for a new year.

New Year’s Eve is a breeding ground for celebrity self-documentation, and while some tended towards the insanely luxurious, most of the celebrity Instagrams that I came across this year were on the weird side. Oh well, it’s their lives and we’re just looking at them.

1. Miley Cyrus

 

2. Kim Kardashian


Why is her child’s dismembered hand clutching what appears to be a prop from Pretty Pretty Princess?

 

3. Taylor Swift with Sarah Hyland

 

4. Selena Gomez


Okay, I want to go on record saying I adore this onesie bonanza.

 

5. Justin Bieber


What?

 

6. Zayn Malik


My understanding of this is that it’s “That dude from One Direction and someone.” Is that accurate?

 

7. Paris Hilton


Wait, I thought that as a culture we had moved past allowing Paris Hilton to perform musically? Oh gosh. Let’s do better in 2014.

 

8. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon

Sure, this family photo is adorable…


but Nick Cannon checking out Mariah’s boobs is the real story here.

 

9. Kelly Osbourne


Blarg this is really cute.

 

10. Snoop Dogg


Or Lion? I don’t know. I just want all that candy.

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  • ignaciopxm321

    My Uncle Nolan just got metallic Lexus NX 200t
    SUV by working online at home. look at here now B­i­g­2­9­.­ℂ­o­m

  • Lindsey Conklin

    selena’s and snoop dogg (lion?) = my kind of NYE