I like Jillian Rose Reed‘s froofy dress, but I do not care for those shoes.
Okay, I’m starting to get embarrassed about how many of these people I’ve had to google to figure out who the hell they are. Sadie Calvano is one of those people.
Olga Fonda is wearing an approximation of a dress.
Okay Molly Tarlov, you big weirdo. I think she looks amazing–like a sexy witch who just wants to read poetry with you.
Heidi Klum really went for it: severe hair, pointy, embellished shoes, sequin clusters, giant earrings, and an insouciant shoulder flourish. You do you, Klum.
Tell me I’m not looking at a bandage dress that zips all the way up. Hello, Jessica Alba?
Malin Akerman! Who did this to you? GIVE US A NAME!
Nina Dobrev does sequins and stripper heels right.
Bailee Madison gets a nomination for best dressed.
Next up: a vampy sexy Queen Latifah, a white beaded pant suit, and Chris Pratt making my heart flutter.