We already brought you the “Best Dressed” list from the 71st Golden Globes, but now, we bring you the full rundown on who needs to fire their stylists, who needs to and who did not look in the mirror prior to leaving their very expensive hotel suites. While there are a few celebs on this list who are not known for their solid style, there were plenty I surprised at–namely, Aubrey Plaza, Kerry Washington and Tina Fey, among others.
Hayden Panettiere needs to fire anybody who had anything to do with this look. Possibly including Tom Ford.
Sarah Hyland is a little too Easter egg for my taste.
As a third grade, I made dresses like Aubrey Plaza’s for my Barbie dolls. Though those Barbies made have continuously smiled throughout their monotonous, plastic lives, I knew that inside, they longed to belong to a kid with a decent fashion sense.
Megan Mullaly‘s leg-o-mutton sleeves simultaneously bum me out and make me want one of those giant turkey legs from Disneyland. But she and Nick Offerman are so cool that it’s okay.
Somewhere, a bridezilla’s wedding cake is missing its frosting because Paula Patton is wearing it.
Mike Tyson, because (A) he’s wearing a patterned tux (B) he’ll always be on my “Worst” list for anything ever because he’s a bad person.
Kate Mara‘s look reminds me of what people in the 1950s imagined we’d dress like in 2000. (To be fair, Christina Aguilera sort of did.)
I was conflicted about this one, because I love Sofia Vergara and I actually kinda like the Zac Posen dress, but…that Lorraine Schwartz necklace. It ruins everything. All the things: they’re ruined.
We get it Joanna Newsom: YOU’RE WEIRD.
Anna Gunn‘s dress, as Julia mentioned earlier, has got that whole Georgia O’Keeffe vulva glam going.
Creamsicle combined with Forever 21 lingerie = Louise Roe‘s dress.
Maria Menounos is practically a staple of our “Worst Dressed” posts, so hai Maria!
Speaking of which, I had a feeling I would be putting Allison Williams on here…So, thanks for that, everyone who styled her + Alexander McQueen.
Oh, Sandra Bullock. Girl, you know we think you’re great, but what is going on with this Prabal Gurung dress?
Not feeling Gabourey Sidibe‘s boring gown. If this fabric were slightly less plastic-looking and less loose, I might dig it more.
Now for some seriously surprising ones…