Happy Sunday! We’re here bringing you every look from the Golden Globes 2014 red carpet–the good, the bad, and the deeply upsetting will all be here in one place. While the whole world is fangirl-ing themselves into a fit of girl power excitement over Tina Fey and Amy Poehler‘s hosting gig, we’re sitting back and getting ready for the outfits, beauty, and inevitable shit shows that are bound to happen during any type of award show event.
As always, we’ll be updating as the night progresses, so check back for more gowns, weird suits, and our perplexed, off-the-cuff reactions.
Nancy O’Dell does Prom Queen glam.
Maria Menounos is wearing a neon dress with cutouts and I like it (although I wish the lining of her dress weren’t black and visible in the train). Send help.
Rico Rodriguez always looks fantastic.
Anna Gunn looks stunning, but I can’t help but find this dress to be slightly labial. But vulvas are beautiful.
I love Sarah Hyland‘s braids and strong brows. The drop waist, belt, and thick straps aren’t doing it for me.
Louise Roe does ORANGE!
And, so does Savannah Guthrie, with more success. Except those shoes ruin everything. Just go home. Take Matt Lauer with you.
Ladies and gentlemen: Jacqueline Bisset.
Shaun Robinson does Angelina’s leg with royal blue.
Laura Carmichael‘s dress looks an awful lot like Beth Behrs’ number from the People’s Choice Awards.