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The Bad, The Beige & The Bouffant: Celebrities’ Worst Beauty Choices At The 2014 Golden Globes

Worst Beauty at the 2014 Golden Globes

As we already know, the 71st Golden Globes were full of awful outfits, but its red carpet also held quite a bit of bad beauty. For some reason, a rather remarkable number of beige lips and overdone eyes descend upon the faces at every award show ever, so there was a whole lot of that. But on the bright side, we get to spend a whole post discussing why these were terrible choices! Okay? Okay.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: TV Personality Louise Roe (fashion detail) attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Louise Roe‘s false eyelashes were so heavy, she could barely keep her eyes open. And look, I realize that everybody thinks you have to pick between emphasizing your eyes or lips with makeup, but that (A) isn’t necessarily true provided you know how to balance them well and (B) doesn’t mean you have to mute out your lips if you opt to go dark with your eyes. This winds up looking more over-the-top.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: TV Personality Louise Roe (fashion detail) attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Not even her manicure in Sewage Water Beige matched her cutout. :(

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Zosia Mamet attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

I thought Zosia Mamet‘s dress was okay, but her makeup made her eyes look tiny and her mouth look nonexistent. Plus, and this is probably just me being really irritable, her smirk annoyed me.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Sarah Hyland attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

I loved Sarah Hyland‘s hair, but she wound up making the best and worst list by wearing this horribly heavy foundation and bizarrely pale eye makeup.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Sarah Hyland attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Plus, while her brows looked nice from farther away, they were practically painted on.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Hayden Panettiere attend the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Hayden Panettiere attends the Universal, NBC, Focus Features, E! sponsored by Chrysler viewing and after party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Angela Weiss/Getty Images for NBCUniversal)

Hayden Panettiere‘s stylist just made so. Many. Bad choices. All in the course of one evening!

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Sandra Bullock‘s makeup was fine, but her hair was unbalanced; the too-sleek top and disheveled bottom just didn’t quite work.

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Elisabeth Moss. Girl, wash your hair. I’m not one to talk, but c’mon now.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Jessica Chastain attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

It’s nice to see Donald Trump has reinvented himself as Jessica Chastain‘s new hairstylist.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Gabourey Sidibe attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 12: Actress Gabourey Sidibe attends the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Gabourey Sidibe‘s hair was too boring and bridal (though perhaps that was because she wore an ivory dress).

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  • CMJ

    Oy, Taylor Schilling’s makeup is really, really bad.

    I still will not get over the horrible lipstick choices this year….it was either washed out nudes or bizarro shades of red that were sublimely unflattering.

  • elle

    Sarah Hyland is always in too heavy/too dark foundation. I think she needs a new makeup team because I can’t see a world in which a 23 year old needs that much coverage, even if they are being photographed.

  • ktree

    I don’t care for Laura Prepon’s dress, but my GOD she looks good with dark hair.

  • Mel

    Taylor Swift was nominated for Best Original Song, for a movie no one appears to have seen.

    • Emily

      I don’t think the movie, One Chance, is out yet… I just saw the preview for it this past weekend when I went to see August: Osage County. The movie actually looks quite good, in a heartwarming way.

  • LynnKell

    Oh Hayden, you make me cringe every time you breath and this look didn’t helped at all.

  • Will

    So basically everything is horrible. What do you think is beautiful? Obviously something that is not trendy and from era’s ago. All of these people looked ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. Just get off of their cases.