As we already know, theÂ 71st Golden Globes were full of awful outfits, but its red carpet also held quite a bit of bad beauty. For some reason, a rather remarkable number of beige lips and overdone eyes descend upon the faces at every award show ever, so there was a whole lot of that. But on the bright side, we get to spend a whole post discussing why these were terrible choices! Okay? Okay.
Louise Roe‘s false eyelashes were so heavy, she could barely keep her eyes open. And look, I realize that everybody thinks you have to pick between emphasizing your eyes or lips with makeup, but that (A) isn’t necessarily true provided you know how to balance them well and (B) doesn’t mean you have to mute out your lips if you opt to go dark with your eyes. This winds up looking more over-the-top.
Not even her manicure in Sewage Water Beige matched her cutout. :(
I thoughtÂ Zosia Mamet‘s dress was okay, but her makeup made her eyes look tiny and her mouth look nonexistent. Plus, and this is probably just me being really irritable, her smirk annoyed me.
I lovedÂ Sarah Hyland‘s hair, but she wound up making the bestÂ andÂ worst list by wearing this horribly heavy foundation and bizarrely pale eye makeup.
Plus, while her brows looked nice from farther away, they were practically painted on.
Hayden Panettiere‘s stylist just made so. Many. Bad choices. All in the course of one evening!
Sandra Bullock‘s makeup was fine, but her hair was unbalanced; the too-sleek top and disheveled bottom just didn’t quite work.
Elisabeth Moss. Girl, wash your hair. I’m not one to talk, but c’mon now.
It’s nice to seeÂ Donald Trump has reinvented himself asÂ Jessica Chastain‘s new hairstylist.
Gabourey Sidibe‘sÂ hair was too boring and bridal (though perhaps that was because she wore an ivory dress).
Now, for everyone’s favorite annoying pop star…