Beyonce’s Personal Pics Of Blue Ivy’s Birthday Will Make Your Ovaries Burst Into Tears

Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party!

We all know Blue Ivy, product of the heavenly union between Beyonce and Jay Z, is way cooler than most of us in our twenties. But did you know she had the biggest, baddest, blowout birthday party on the block? And by “block” I mean “enormous portion of the Earth that her parents own”? Unfortunately, I wasn’t invited to go to Blue Ivy’s birthday party.

On the bright side, Beyonce posted amazing pictures of the whole thing on her Tumblr! The world’s prom queen and king hosted the shindig at Miami’s Jungle Island, an “interactive wildlife park and botanical garden,” which they rented out the entirety of. Given how much I lost my mind a Syracuse’s Zoo Boo as a kid and Montreal’s bio-dome, I’m pretty sure that this is the best birthday party ever. Ever ever. So, what did it look like?

Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party!

Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party! Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party!

Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party!

DAWWWW.

Check out all the amazing pics from Blue Ivy's birthday party!

Oh good gracious.

That’s right, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland were there! I kind of wish there was a random Vine of them reuniting for a ridiculously amazing rendition of “Happy Birthday” (can you imagine how empowered your birthday wish would be?).

Okay, I realize that this birthday party is way out of the budget for most of humanity–myself included–but I am still really stoked on it, as I kind of am when any kid is made happy with love and toys and people smiling at her. And it’s just so endearing how proud and excited they look to be parents.

As a side note, I totally get that these pictures won’t make every woman’s biological clock start ticking nor lead to every guy longingly hoping for a LTR to turn into a parenting situation. But isn’t still great to see a 2-year-old have an awesome birthday party? It is. Unless you have no heart, in which case, I believe I have a lion and a scarecrow to introduce to you.

All pictures from Beyonce’s Tumblr.

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    • Kaitlin Reilly

      That snake is terrifying.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      Beyonce and the monkey and the stuffed lion = freaking precious. for one of my birthday’s we went to Dave and Busters? hahaha.

      • desiree

        i think it’s a real cub! :)

      • Lindsey Conklin

        oh wow! it is. haha that’s amazing

      • Holly

        I just went on an emotional roller coaster ride with these comments. I thought it was real and was super excited that there was a place in the world where you (or maybe at least you if you’re rich and famous) could hold both a monkey and lion at the same time. Then you said stuffed. And then she said real! I’m exhausted but relieved.

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    • Natasha

      I smiled so much during this post :) I mean, could Queen Bee & crew be any more perfect????

    • Véronique Houde

      Wait. What were you doing at the Biodôme?! Are you from Montreal? Funny thing I might actually go hang out there with my kid today – it’s like a 5 minute walk from my house

      • Samantha Escobar

        I went on a trip there in 10th grade and IT WAS THE BEST THING. I honestly hadn’t known capybaras existed before then.

    • G.E. Phillips

      Don’t know about the black tights with the gold sneakers, though, Bey. But the tiger and monkey hug=you’re forgiven.

      • MerlePerle

        I was actually really relieved that the combo looks as dumb on queen b as it would on the rest of us!

    • Fuzzy Dolphin

      Wait, Blue Ivy’s a chimp?

      (so racist..)