• Fri, Jan 17 - 4:00 pm ET

EXCLUSIVE: We Interview The Pigeon Of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham – Vogue Scandal

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In the midst of this whole Jezebel offers $10,000 for unretouched photos of Lena Dunham‘s Vogue shoot debacle, there’s been a lot of worthwhile discussion about Jezebel’s stupid intentions. There’s a general consensus that Jezebel was basically being a mean girl under the guise of feminism, Dunham herself thought the whole thing was stupid and pointless (which it was), and when Jezebel got their hands on the photos, they just proved everyone right. Basically, Jezebel wasted everyone’s time but won the war on page clicks, and proved that mean girls win when we let them. There is however, one very important conversation to come out of all of this, and it has to do with that pigeon placed atop Dunham’s head.

The unretouched photos showed a few versions of Dunham posing without the pigeon, leading the experts over at Jezebel to postulate that the pigeon came from a stock photo. Vogue responded by Instagramming a photo of Dunham having the pigeon placed atop her head, ending pigeon-gate once and for all.

Having heard from Dunham, Vogue, Jezebel, and the whole Internet, we wanted to hear what The Pigeon had to say about the matter, and so we were lucky enough to score an exclusive interview with The Pigeon.

The Gloss: How do you feel about the retouching you received?

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Do you think that Lena Dunham is naked too often on TV?

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You’re right, that was a really stupid question. I’m sorry. So…who are your other famous friends? Do you know the pigeons from Mary Poppins?

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What do you think of this whole debacle?

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What do you think this whole mess says about the current state of women as portrayed by the media?

jezebel-voguePhotos: Shutterstock

 

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  • Samantha Escobar

    #ShamingShaming

    P.S. http://i.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pigeon-2.jpg

    I feel like this pigeon is probably a total BA.

  • Mandie

    I nominate #pigeongate for meme of the week.

  • CMJ

    THIS IS AMAZING

  • Lindsey Conklin

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • elle

    This is quite possibly my most favorite thing on the internet ever. Definitely in the top 5

  • Tinyfaeri

    Finally, some responsible, pigeon-related journalism. Coooo, coooo, my feathered sisters.

  • Anna

    Nailed it!

  • Kay_Sue

    This is wonderful. I feel like we don’t hear enough pigeon voices in the mainstream media.

  • HeidiHarrison

    That is so very interesting and Mind Blowing.
    http://www.tagged.com/cleanseplussingapore

  • arrow2010

    Oh please, I’m supposed to feel sorry for a multi-millionaire ugly girl?

    • Amber Dawn

      Why do you feel the need to refer to her as an “ugly girl”?

    • Alyssa

      I don’t know what you’re talking about…this pigeon is simply stunning.

  • Alyssa

    “Smash the patriarchy” I’m really tempted to make this the background image on my laptop. This whole article makes me so happy.

  • glitterforbrains

    Awesome! I’m trying not to laugh out loud at work. Well done, The Gloss!