Bonnie McKee‘s boring dress is whatever, but that hair.
Oh, how that hair will haunt me.
Ozzy Osbourne flashes a hint of lilac.
Brooklyn Haley looks sparkly.
Ringo Starr looks clean and recently showered.
Martina McBride‘s navy gown is nice.
I love you, Tig Notaro.
Wait, what the hell happened to Miguel? Did he get in a fight on the way over? Perhaps he stole somebody’s tires and coated them with baby oil to make his pants? I would imagine I’d be pretty pissed if someone stole my tires to make into a really ugly outfit, and maybe I’d punch them too, if violence were ever the answer.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen really know how to class up the joint. Goddamn I just love those kids.