NO. Katy Perry. Why do you do this? Is it because you just love music that much?
Oh for god’s sake. You just had to have the train. Sometimes, you can’t have everything you want, and you need someone to step in and be like “you look like a choir nerd’s* binder.” *That choir nerd is named Julia Sonenshein.
I’m not wild about Miranda Lambert‘s hair or earrings (which make my lobes hurt sympathetically), but the dress is stunning. I see that Blake Shelton trotted out his fanciest jeans for the evening.
It’s way past Austin Mahone‘s bed time.
Blerg Madonna. Why the cane? Why the glove? I have nothing bad to say about her adorable son David, though.
So is her son just standing awkwardly off to the side during the cane dance portion?
Rita Ora boldly opted for metallic avocado.
Alicia Keys picked a great color, but I don’t understand the black harness scenario.