I really like the idea of P!nk‘s dress, but something’s off here. Maybe it’s the fit? The vulva in the bottom portion? Actually look–maybe it’s me. I see vulvas on every red carpet. I should see someone about this.
Kacey Musgraves is wearing a sparkling, jelly sandal in place of a dress. Gosh I loved jellies.
Kathy Griffin wore her finest Vera Bradley tote.
Wiz Khalifa is over it. Amber Rose is…golden.
So here’s Robin Thicke and HOLY HELL PAULA PATTON.
So what we’ve got here is what appears to be grayscale tiger stripes (I orginially thought zebra but I’m an idiot) culminating in two tiger heads (they look like lions, but we’re wrong) duking it out over her breasts. Note to Sam Escobar, who will be compiling the best/worst dressed lists: this is the number one pick for best dressed, hear you me.
After the striped explosion above, Anna Faris‘ simple navy gown is a sight for sore eyes.
Ugh. Go home, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.
Anna Kendrick‘s’ breasts wrestle their imprisonment.
Aside from Taylor Swift‘s icy Barbie makeup, I have nothing bad to say about her dress or hair.