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56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

I really like the idea of P!nk‘s dress, but something’s off here. Maybe it’s the fit? The vulva in the bottom portion? Actually look–maybe it’s me. I see vulvas on every red carpet. I should see someone about this.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Kacey Musgraves is wearing a sparkling, jelly sandal in place of a dress. Gosh I loved jellies.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Kathy Griffin wore her finest Vera Bradley tote.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Wiz Khalifa is over it. Amber Rose is…golden.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

So here’s Robin Thicke and HOLY HELL PAULA PATTON.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

So what we’ve got here is what appears to be grayscale tiger stripes (I orginially thought zebra but I’m an idiot) culminating in two tiger heads (they look like lions, but we’re wrong) duking it out over her breasts. Note to Sam Escobar, who will be compiling the best/worst dressed lists: this is the number one pick for best dressed, hear you me.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

After the striped explosion above, Anna Faris‘ simple navy gown is a sight for sore eyes.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Ugh. Go home, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Red Carpet

Anna Kendrick‘s’ breasts wrestle their imprisonment.

56th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

Aside from Taylor Swift‘s icy Barbie makeup, I have nothing bad to say about her dress or hair.

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  • elle

    So glad to see Sarah Hylands excellent beauty look, no ridiculously heavy foundation tonight. Man so far the dresses are blah, or terrible-not one great dress 4 pages in.

    • elle

      Anybody besides me gagging to know what Daft Punk looks like underneath their ubiquitous robot helmets? What are you hiding? I like to think they are escaped felons hiding from the law on the musical A list.

    • Julia Sonenshein

      somewhere on the internet exists a photo! i’ll see if i can dig it up

    • elle
    • Julia Sonenshein

      Wait SERIOUSLY? they just look like normal bros!

    • elle

      I know!

    • elle

      Everything about Ciara is amazing tonight.

  • Roxanne Marie Zoltan

    I can only think of one thing looking at Madonna: Motherboy. I’m sorry but the canes just take it there and there’s no turning back.

    But goddamn do I love Kacey Musgraves and jellies (I have a pair I found at the dollar store).

    • Julia Sonenshein

      MOTHERBOY YES

  • Cee

    Ciara wins. Nobody comes close

  • OhOk

    1) Don’t see anyone. I like that you see vulvas on every red carpet because…vulvas. It’s great. They’re great.

    2) I’m relieved to see TSwift in icy Barbie make up because she IS Barbie and it’s time to fully embrace that.

    3) Mystery solved: PP is wearing black and white dueling liger heads.

    • Julia Sonenshein

      I forgot about the liger! Of course! Also, thank you for the vulva support. I needed it.

  • jenni268

    Can we all agree that Steven Tyler’s mustache wins best dressed of the night?!

  • Lindsey Conklin

    welp, t-swift wins in my opinion. and that’s it