Today, Demi Lovato posted a bizarre selfie from her Twitter account. It features the X Factor judge posing with a…something. Just something. I think it is a fake corpse or a movie prop but celebrities are weird and have access to weird things. Here, you figure it out:
The photo was posted along with the caption, “Shout out to my girl lookin #DropDeadGorgeous!! #TWINZIES.” I am suddenly concerned as to whether Demi Lovato understands the words “gorgeous” or “twins”–though she is obviously kidding, or something–and I am also concerned as to why she is hanging out with whomever that is up there. I’ll call her Velma. She looks like a Velma, I think (no offense to any Velmas, I am sure you are very lovely and not undead).
In all honesty, I have no idea if this is a mannequin, a fake corpse or an IRL mummy (it looks like the latter, from what Disney Original Movies and Brandon Fraser have shown me), but regardless, it is really creepy. I kind of like it. I like Demi Lovato just a little bit more because it and I have no idea what that says about me. (Note to Liz: Please do a “What Your Favorite Potential Corpse Selfie Says About You.”) I mean, I have gone back and forth on liking her before, but this–this is a fascinating turn and makes me believe she may be a good person to hang out with on Halloween. My best friend and I are very, very into ghosts, so I guess it would be good to have a zombie-loving third wheel, right?
I suppose this is the next logical step after funeral selfies. We should have all seen this coming. Hmph, Velma seems like a negative influence, so perhaps we should just abide by this girl’s wishes and replace Velma The Bad Egg with her. She seems nice.
@ddlovato photoshopping my pic in there real quick tbh
— Brooke (@BrookeB15) January 28, 2014