It’s Tom Selleck’s birthday! Obviously Tom Selleck’s greatest accomplishment is his mustache. If you have something bad to say about Selleck’s mustache, then you are simply put, a person with bad taste.
Selleck turns 69 today (sexy!), and the best way to celebrate is to share some Selleck love around in the form of his mustache. He carries it perfectly and was made to be moutachioed, but how would other people pull it off? What about your Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Kim Kardashian-types? Let’s find out who wore it best.
Beyoncé looks very sexy, which surprises nobody.
Drake looks reserved and serious, and perhaps a little coy. I want to know what’s behind the mustache.
The mustache is wearing Kanye instead of Kanye wearing the mustache.
The mustache goes nicely with Katy Perry‘s whole look.
Unsurprisingly, Kerry Washington looks timeless and stunning.
One of my favorite Kim Kardashian looks.
Miley‘s mustache is just okay. Somewhat mediocre, in fact.
Rihanna says “psychosexual fantasy” with her mustache.
Selena Gomez has a lot weighing on her upper lip.
Taylor Swift‘s facial hair just draws attention to her frosted makeup.
Please advise us on this pressing matter.
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