In honor of the upcoming Super Bowl, we’ve compiled a list of stellar NFL eye candy. Whether you’re a diehard fan or just watching the game for an excuse to eat greasy food and drink cheap beer, here are some of our favorite players, for well, obvious reasons, ranked in no particular order. You’re welcome.
Tom Brady, quarterback for the Patriots: The obvious choice.
Drew Brees, quarterback for the Saints: the aw-worthy, adorable, sexy dad.
Mark Sanchez, quarterback for the Jets: the sexiest handle bar mustache any man has ever attempted.
Tony Romo, quarterback for the Cowboys: a slightly debatable choice, but he’s just so cute!
Miles Austin, wide receiver for the Cowboys: Tyra Banks would be proud of that smize, swoon.
Reggie Bush, running back for the Lions: the Kardashian approved choice, seriously, stud status, check out those guns!
Jordan Cameron, tight end for the Browns: that boy-next-door charm.
Victor Cruz, wide receiver for the Giants: look at that crooked smile!
Brady Quinn, quarterback for the Rams: tall, dark and handsome, indeed!
Wes Welker, wide receiver for the Broncos: two words, baby blues.
Adrian Peterson, running back for the Vikings: he’s really got that smoldering thing down.
…and coming up, my numero uno, plus even sexier beauties.