• Wed, Feb 5 - 12:44 pm ET

Lingerie Model Posts Topless Photo In Honor Of Having Boobs The Winter Olympics

irina shayk toplessAre you as excited about the upcoming Winter Olympics as Russian Supermodel Irina Shayk? Well, there’s an easy way to answer this question, and the answer is probably not. Shayk is so excited about Sochi 2014 that she placed her boobs inside a special, Olympics-themed swimsuit–well, swimsuit might be a generous term. Go Russia! Actually, no. USA # 1.

Suprise: it’s not really a swimsuit so much as two Sochi 2014 gloves that she laid over a black strapless bra. I have trouble crafting, too, so Shayk shouldn’t feel bad. Once, I accidentally knit a scarf that ended up being like 10 feet long because I was really, really involved in the SVU marathon I was watching. So Shayk’s swim suit gets an A for effort, even though I’m guessing her audience doesn’t particularly care about her craftsmanship.

Do you think that Shayk might not know that gloves go on your hands and are not for boob warming? Or that they make actual swimsuits for that? I hope somebody clears that up for her soon, or else her hands will always be cold and she’ll embarrass herself at Russia’s premier winter beaches.

There appears to be a stuffed animal playing a supporting role in this photo–what are we working with here? Is that vaguely Simba? I’m unclear if he’s part of the swimsuit of just there for the lolz. Either way, this whole thing is really getting me fired up for the Olympics. AMERICA.

Photo: Instagram

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  • Kaitlin Reilly

    Pretty sure that IS Simba. This is a weird, weird picture. Does she look like Miranda Kerr to anyone else?