• Mon, Feb 10 - 9:30 am ET

Woman Awakens To Find World’s Creepiest Selfie Of A Stranger On Her Phone

Man breaks into Denver woman's home to take world's creepiest selfie.

Photo: Denver Police

Ready to feel like you never want to exist alone without five giant bodyguards ever again?

A couple weeks ago, a man broke into a woman’s house in Denver as she put her children to bed at around 9:20 PM. Now, obviously that is horrifying enough, but the way she found out makes my arms, legs and future self get goosebumps for days. After waking up the next day, she looked on her phone and there was the photo above. That’s right: the intruder broke in and took the creepiest selfie that anyone has ever seen, ever.

The woman says she had no idea he was even in the house. Given that the man did not take anything, he appears not to be a thief; so, there is the utterly horrifying prospect that he may have done this before and simply opted to leave a calling card this time. I feel I should mention that at this very moment, I am debating getting an axe for my room “just to have it.”

A nearby resident says he recognizes the man, according to CBS Denver:

“And he looks familiar to me, everybody else says they didn’t see him but he looks familiar to me, I know I’ve seen him before,” said neighbor Richard Gardner.

Police said the man walked into the home through the back door, took the picture and left. He didn’t take anything.

Gardner said he recognized the man on the selfie.

“He doesn’t have glasses when you normally see him walking down the street. Maybe they’re a disguise. I don’t know,” said Gardner.

When asked about the facial hair, Gardner replied, “Oh, that’s his, that’s him.”

Well, in the random event that any of you recognize Creepzilla, according to ABC News, here’s how you can help this justifiably terrified woman sleep peacefully and at ease once more:

Authorities are still on the hunt for the suspect and are offering a $2,000 reward for any information leading to his arrest.

Anyone with information is asked to call Denver police at (720) 913-2000. Remain anonymous and call Crime Stoppers at (720) 913-STOP (7867). Text to CRIMES (274637) then title DMCS and enter the message or send an e-mail to metro-denvercrimestoppers.com.

In other news, I give up on everything, phones and homes and selfies included.

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  • Kaitlin Reilly

    That is terrifying. I would never be able to look at the photos on my cell phone without freaking out a little bit if this ever happened to me.

  • Lindsey Conklin

    tHIS IS HORRIFYING. would totally have to move. and get rid of my cell phone. seriously, this is creepy movie status where you hope that it doesnt actually happen in real life

  • elle

    No!No,no,no,no,no. That is horrifying. I would be getting an alarm ASAP and leaving it on all the time. Just no. Probably a new cell phone too.

  • Daniella Sloane Alberts

    terry richardson? is that you??

    • elle

      Omg, what has been seen can never be unseen.

    • Samantha Escobar

      THIS COMMENT.

    • WTFOMGLOL

      I’m seeing Billy Bob Thornton :O .. and her phone takes crappy pictures…I guess that’s a good thing, in this case. who wants hi-def of that?

    • http://www.amusedblog.com/ Amber

      You miss, just won the internets.

  • http://sarahhollowell.com/ Sarah Hollowell

    WOW NO NO NO NO NO NO

  • Adi

    God, if I found this on my phone I would burn my house down because I am a rational human being.

  • KittyKatie

    i will never sleep again. ever.

    maybe he is the REAL LIFE EDWARD !!! #bellayouwerecreepedon

  • WTFOMGLOL

    and ….. this is why I OCD-ish-ly re-lock all my doors and windows 20+ times a night.. creepers like this scare the bejeesus out of me.

  • Dancing Mad

    NOPE

  • Adam Pittman

    Talk about a drama queen. It’s just a picture. He looks like a very nice guy.

    • WTFOMGLOL

      ahhahaha .. I see what you did there…

    • Jennifer

      Well played, well played.

    • http://www.amusedblog.com/ Amber

      30 seconds later and I’m still laughing hahahaha

  • Maria Guido

    Noooooooooo.

  • WTFOMGLOL

    he kind of looks like the BTK killer :(

    • Heather Wynne

      Have you actually ever seen BTK? Google image search, they look nothing alike.

    • WTFOMGLOL

      I have, and seen the documentaries. and to me, he does.

      I was going to let your snarky, smartass little comment go; until I saw that you’re of those pretentious little fucktards who uses “kudos”. thinking it makes you sound hip, or something? when all it does, is make you sound like a douchebag. ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

    • Heather Wynne

      Fantastic. Might want to get that sand out of your butthole before you make a pearl. LOL.