10 Sexy Cocktails Ranked By How Embarrassing They Are To Order

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Valentine’s Day food coverage is full of theoretically sexy foods and spurious aphrodisiacs, but there is nothing more fun or sexy than a good cocktail. In spite of that, many bartenders have felt compelled to gild the lily with some overtly sexy cocktail names, resulting in a menu full of erotically themed cocktails that are so embarrassing to ask for that you’d have to be drunk to order one.

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    • Kaitlin Reilly

      I once went to a bar in Spain where the novelty was drinking the “Blow Job” out of a dildo bong. Super weird but very appropriate given the name. Kind of happy I don’t like many of these!

      • http://www.ambiencechaser.com/ Elizabeth Licata

        OH! A bar I used to go to a lot in Beijing had these ceramic shot glasses that looked like little penises. I only just realized that they were probably used for those.

      • Kaitlin Reilly

        It is so weird that this is a common thing! The bar in Spain also called a similar drink a “Monica Lewinsky”.

      • Lindsey Conklin

        what bar?!

      • http://www.ambiencechaser.com/ Elizabeth Licata

        Fubar, in the hot dog shop at Workers’ Stadium.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      blow job and buttery nipple shots are delicious hahaha

    • malaentuvida

      I re-discovered this drink I loved in my early 20s named Sex in the Bathroom. It was a frequent occurrence at that particular bar and at the time tasted like yummy chocolate water. I’m 32 now and could barely finish it now.

    • Lindsey

      Ha! You forgot “The Money Shot” equal parts Rum Chata and Goldschlagger served in a shot glass. Oh, that the actually stuff tasted as good!

    • Andrea

      A friend and I once made friends with a bartender and asked him to surprise us with a drink. I don’t remember the exact ingredients, but it was clear liquor in a champagne flute which he then took a straw and dropped a bit of Baileys into, which he called…. CUM IN A BUCKET o_O

    • Natalie

      Actually a really awesome and cool-looking shot is “Sex with an Alligator”. It’s green melon liquor, sink grenadine, and float jager on top. It looks like bloody sex with an alligator? I always used to give groups of guys at bachelor parties them when I served and they asked me for a surprise shot. They have a cool presentation, a dirty and manly name, and taste pretty good!

    • Jocelyn

      Another name for a Buttery Nipple is a Cocksucking Cowboy, so I think that ups the naughtiness.