The pairs figure skating event has come and gone, leaving us with a number of awkward photos to cull through (seriously, how do they get into those positions?). The pairs event always has a bit of extra flash when it comes to costumes, and for that very reason it’s my favorite event. Why are we all wasting our time wearing boring, non-matching clothes without embellishments when we could be wearing these things regularly?
Last night gave us a lot to look at, and here’s all the costumes from last night, ranked in order of ugliest to most acceptable. I sure hope some of these trends catch on!
16. Daniel Wende and Maylin Wende, Germany
Ah, an ode to the beer gardens of their mother country.
15.Â Vera Bazarova and Yuri Larionov, Russia
Help me understand that head piece.
14.Â Cheng Peng and Hao Zhang, China
That skirt looks like cabbage.
13.Â Tatiana Volosozhar and Maxim Trankov, Russia
This is just a lot of yellow.
12.Â Vanessa James and Morgan Cipres, France
Look, we all know how I feel about the men with the deep Vs held together by pantyhose.
11.Â Paige Lawrence and Rudi Swiegers, Canada
10. Felicia Zhang and Nathan Bartholomay, United States
Ugh, this is both too much and too little. I just want them to commit to an angle.
9. Andrea Davidovich and Evgeni Krasnopolski, Israel
I was on board with this up until the golden ribbons criss crossing their bodies.