If you’re a fashion forward couple like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and your stupid child can’t walk or talk or do anything to enhance your image because she’s a dumb baby who doesn’t even know what Givenchy is, why wouldn’t you at least try to make your kid into a fashionable accessory? If you have the means, it’s really not all that difficult to turn your toddler into the hottest spring accessory, and if you let you kid wear dumb onesies that are machine washable, then you’re a huge idiot who knows nothing about parenting or fashion. I pity you.
Since Kardashian and West know a thing or two about dressing their child in all the hip vestments, they went ahead and got her a pair of Kanye’s Nike Air Yeezy 2 Red October sneakers. In fact, they got a set for the whole family.
This is one fashionable family, am I right, plebes? It’s sort of like the families at Disney World that wear full on matching outfits and fanny packs, except you can’t buy matching Hawaiian shirts for $10,000 on eBay. You can, however, spend that much on a single pair of Air Yeezys, if you want everyone at Disney World to truly know who much they suck.
This isn’t the first time the Kardashians have found themselves in the awkward position of having to bring expensive designer clothing to the dry cleaners covered in spit up. When baby North was first born, a number of designers sent over baby outfits that cost more than my rent, just so Nori could poop her pants in clothing fit for a queen.
Despite the impracticality of all this, those shoes are fucking adorable and if I ever saw a toddler wearing them my ovaries would probably start shooting out eggs like a t-shirt cannon.