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Meth Cook Arrested While Wearing Breaking Bad Shirt Takes Best Mugshot Ever

Via Cook County Sheriff.

Via Cook County Sheriff.

It is common knowledge that meth cooks are ruining young people’s manicures all over the United States, but are you aware that they have actually instituted uniforms?* Meth entrepreneurs everywhere are scrambling to fit the narrow conventions society has deemed “appropriate” for them to look like after the likes of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman put into place such unrealistic standards.** One reported conformist cook was caught just this week wearing such fine style.

One Daniel Kowalski from LaGrange Highlands, Illinois, was arrested this Monday after cops received a tip regarding his hobbies–his primary hobby being the alleged manufacturing of meth. In 21-year-old Kowalski’s home, police reportedly found glass beakers, burners, instructions and chemicals that typically are associated with the making of methamphetamine. He also had an impressive 12 jars of psychedelic mushrooms, because he’s apparently hip like that.

The best (worst? weirdest? most f’ing hilarious?) part of this story, however, is that Kowalski was wearing a “Los Pollos Hermanos” shirt when he had his mugshot taken. For those of you who are unfortunately unaware, Los Pollos Hermanos is the name of a fictional fried chicken chain in AMC’s Breaking Bad. Now, I do not know if Kowalski simply wears this shirt all over the place and by that right was highly likely to get caught in it, but I would argue that that’s probably not the case and, in fact, this is actually just an amazing, bizarre coincidence.

Plus, if you really want to enhance your wardrobe with a Breaking Bad, you can always just follow our easy BB costume guide! No meth necessary. Probably.

*This is a totally made up fact and I have zero knowledge on the meth industry or its glorious uniforms.

**This is also bullshit.

 

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  • Kaitlin Reilly

    Oh wow… guess the shirt was a bad omen.

  • Char

    One of my favorite things to come from Breaking Bad was an interview with Vince Gilligan on the Colbert Report and Stephen asks him, “Is there actually Blue Sky meth out there?” and Vince goes, “There is now.”

  • Lindsey Conklin

    that shirt is hilarious!

  • Mahdi Martin

    I love your use of asterisks. Now I have a craving for chicken n’ meth, but I guess I’ll settle for chicken n’ waffles.