Red Carpet Rundown: Every Single Look From The Oscars Red Carpet

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Is it just me or are Mario Lopez‘s shoes cartoonishly big? Or did I just give him a really creepy compliment?

86th Annual Academy Awards - ArrivalsMichael Strahan gets points for a non-boring suit. Incidentally, Getty Images calls him “Personality Michael Strahan.”

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Let’s take a moment to appreciate how great these two are. Ten bucks says Menounos has a whoopie cushion in her purse for later.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Robin Roberts does the trumpet thing well.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

I love Cristin Milioti‘s dress, but I wish it weren’t so damn wrinkled.

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Viola Davis‘ cuff game is impressive as shit.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Tyson Beckford hot blerg very hot (cavewoman grunts).

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

I just love Weir and Lipinski, surveying their empire.

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Olivia Wilde looks sophisticated but boring. Floyd Jason Sudeikis looks fantastic. I will never tire of seeing stars take pictures of their partners on the red carpet.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Kristin Chenoweth appears to be wearing a golden Klingon forehead across her chest.

Next up: Anna Kendrick, the first labia dress of the evening, and our patron saint Liza Minelli.

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    • Samantha_Escobar

      I LOVE YOU SEACREST.

    • elle

      I am obsessed with everything about Maria Menouses’ look tonight.

      • Julia Sonenshein

        YES.

      • elle

        Love the neckline on Viola Davis’ dress and her cuffs. I like Michael Strahan’s suit too. Why is Christina Milioti wearing so many rings?

      • candyvines

        And why is she wearing Edward Scissorhands’s makeup?

      • elle

        I like Julie Delpy’s Oscar dress so much better then her Spirit dress. I really like Portia DeRossi’s cut-out dress.

      • elle

        Pharrel is having a pretty terrible red carpet season. Cate Blanchett looks amazing, no surprise.

      • elle

        Love Jlaws dress but that hair makes her look so old. Agreed about Kate Hudson. Big fan of Anne’s dresses.

      • elle

        Can any person ever explain why Kellan Lutz and Lady Gaga are at the Oscars? If so explain it to me. I personally don’t like Angelina’s dress.

    • CMJ

      I want to be in a Weir/Lipinski sandwich.

    • CMJ

      I……want to remove the headband and giver her a necklace. Am I the only one?

      • elle

        No you aren’t.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      I think laura dern, jessica biel, and kate hudson are some of the best dressed! plus jason and olivia are so freaking cute. and omg tyson beckford

    • DeanaCal

      Oh my gosh, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress color is FANTASTIC!!!!!

    • http://2beapaperdoll.blogspot.com/ Cori

      Could have sworn his name was Michael B. Jordan, not Jones.