Is it just me or are Mario Lopez‘s shoes cartoonishly big? Or did I just give him a really creepy compliment?
Michael Strahan gets points for a non-boring suit. Incidentally, Getty Images calls him “Personality Michael Strahan.”
Let’s take a moment to appreciate how great these two are. Ten bucks says Menounos has a whoopie cushion in her purse for later.
Robin Roberts does the trumpet thing well.
I love Cristin Milioti‘s dress, but I wish it weren’t so damn wrinkled.
Viola Davis‘ cuff game is impressive as shit.
Tyson Beckford hot blerg very hot (cavewoman grunts).
I just love Weir and Lipinski, surveying their empire.
Olivia Wilde looks sophisticated but boring.
Floyd Jason Sudeikis looks fantastic. I will never tire of seeing stars take pictures of their partners on the red carpet.
Kristin Chenoweth appears to be wearing a golden Klingon forehead across her chest.
Next up: Anna Kendrick, the first labia dress of the evening, and our patron saint Liza Minelli.