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Red Carpet Rundown: Every Single Look From The Oscars Red Carpet

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

I don’t really know what to say about this doily from outer space, but I did catch myself trying to see if I could see nipples through Portia De Rossi illusion gown so I clearly need to take a walk.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

And our first vulva of the night goes to Kristen Bell‘s skirt.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

I’m not wild about her corseted dress and pageant hair, but Dax Shepard sure looks cute.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Surprisingly into Olga Kurylenko‘s cutout.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Laura Dern does her take on the pink/nude dress and it’s great.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

No, Anna Kendrick. I really wanted this exact dress when it was being sold at Contempo Casual.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Liza Minelli has a blue streak in here hair and doesn’t give a shit what you think, if she even noticed your existence.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Julie Delpy looks sparkly and lovely.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

True to form, Chiwetel Ejiofor looks handsome as hell, and Sari Mercer found a great shade of lipstick.

86th Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

Why does Ethan Hawke look so timid?

Up next: Lupita Nyong’o shows up, everyone else should just go home. 

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  • Samantha_Escobar

    I LOVE YOU SEACREST.

  • elle

    I am obsessed with everything about Maria Menouses’ look tonight.

    • Julia Sonenshein

      YES.

    • elle

      Love the neckline on Viola Davis’ dress and her cuffs. I like Michael Strahan’s suit too. Why is Christina Milioti wearing so many rings?

    • candyvines

      And why is she wearing Edward Scissorhands’s makeup?

    • elle

      I like Julie Delpy’s Oscar dress so much better then her Spirit dress. I really like Portia DeRossi’s cut-out dress.

    • elle

      Pharrel is having a pretty terrible red carpet season. Cate Blanchett looks amazing, no surprise.

    • elle

      Love Jlaws dress but that hair makes her look so old. Agreed about Kate Hudson. Big fan of Anne’s dresses.

    • elle

      Can any person ever explain why Kellan Lutz and Lady Gaga are at the Oscars? If so explain it to me. I personally don’t like Angelina’s dress.

  • CMJ

    I want to be in a Weir/Lipinski sandwich.

  • CMJ

    I……want to remove the headband and giver her a necklace. Am I the only one?

    • elle

      No you aren’t.

  • Lindsey Conklin

    I think laura dern, jessica biel, and kate hudson are some of the best dressed! plus jason and olivia are so freaking cute. and omg tyson beckford

  • DeanaCal

    Oh my gosh, Gabourey Sidibe’s dress color is FANTASTIC!!!!!

  • http://2beapaperdoll.blogspot.com/ Cori

    Could have sworn his name was Michael B. Jordan, not Jones.