I don’t really know what to say about this doily from outer space, but I did catch myself trying to see if I could see nipples through Portia De Rossi illusion gown so I clearly need to take a walk.
And our first vulva of the night goes to Kristen Bell‘s skirt.
I’m not wild about her corseted dress and pageant hair, but Dax Shepard sure looks cute.
Surprisingly into Olga Kurylenko‘s cutout.
Laura Dern does her take on the pink/nude dress and it’s great.
No, Anna Kendrick. I really wanted this exact dress when it was being sold at Contempo Casual.
Liza Minelli has a blue streak in here hair and doesn’t give a shit what you think, if she even noticed your existence.
Julie Delpy looks sparkly and lovely.
True to form, Chiwetel Ejiofor looks handsome as hell, and Sari Mercer found a great shade of lipstick.
Why does Ethan Hawke look so timid?
Up next: Lupita Nyong’o shows up, everyone else should just go home.