I love Cate Blanchett‘s gown, even if it does remind me a bit of Olympic figure skating pantyhose.
Nothing to be said about Benedict Cumberbatch. Looks great.
Agh. My boyfriend
Jordan Catalano Jared Leto can’t be bothered to pose or look like a decent human, but oh, that hair.
I’m pretty bored by Jessica Biel‘s look, which is made aggressively awful by that pointy little shoe peeking out at me. It feels personal.
Karen O looks understated and fantastic.
I’m really into everything about Charlize Theron‘s dress except for the straps, which just remind me of those awful bras that pretend to be strapless. Boobs down, this is fantastic.
Oh my god. No. Pharrell, you aren’t better than anyone because you wore stupid shorts. Just wear a suit. Your stunning wife, Helen Lasichanh, looks dazzling in one. I have no interest in seeing your calves.
Kevin Spacey looks sharp in navy.
Goldie Hawn wore her best Oscar costume.
Michael B. Jones significantly spiced things up with those shoes and star collar clips.
Next up: Kerry Washington, Anne Hathaway, and Jennifer Lawrence (who already tripped once).