• Tue, Mar 4 - 8:48 am ET

10 Thought-Provoking Questions You’ll Have After Watching Miranda Kerr’s New Naked Commercial (NSFW)

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Attention pervs: if you were hoping to start your Tuesday by checking out Miranda Kerr naked, you’re in luck. A new Reeboks commercial features the Victoria’s Secret angel arriving home after a gym excursion, taking off her workout clothes, and hopping into the shower only to realize she still has her shoes on, because they’re just so comfortable. Or something.

You’ll have to suspend your disbelief here for a few moments, but I guess the whole naked Victoria’s Secret model makes up for any doubts. Because I am not easily snowed by the female form, however, I have many questions.

  1. She’s carrying a yoga mat when she comes home. Who wears running shoes to yoga?
  2. Why does she turn on music downstairs and then immediately go upstairs? Am I to believe that she has one of those whole house music systems and doesn’t just leave her computer outside the bathroom door blasting Cyndi Lauper like the rest of us? Probably.
  3. I noticed that she took her shirt off downstairs. Is that typical?
  4. Should I be undressing on different floors?
  5. How did she get her skin tight capris off over her running shoes? A few weeks ago, I tried to pull the same thing because I spilled coffee all over my jeans. I was too lazy to take my shoes off so I tried to pull my coffee-covered pants over them in an effort to save time and energy. Long story short: I had a bruise on my shin for the next week and pulled a muscle in my back. Miranda Kerr may be a beautiful model, but I know she’d struggle with that, too. This is a step too far.
  6. How much did that perfect brownstone cost?
  7. I wonder how Kerr maintains her sunny disposition after getting her shoes all wet in the shower, because she was a big idiot who left her shoes on, despite struggling to pull her pants over them.
  8. Where are her socks? She doesn’t deposit them with the shoes, so I can only assume she showered with them on.
  9. Am I to assume she regularly gives neighbors a show like that? Close your curtains.
  10. Her hair is red carpet ready–it would appear that she doesn’t know how to work out. Does she need help?

You can watch the whole thing and judge for yourself, or get hot and bothered if you’re into that type of thing.

Photo: Youtube [h/t E!]

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  • LadyClodia

    Maybe she just assumes her neighbors have seen her naked or nearly naked elsewhere, so why bother with the curtains?
    Yeah, there is no way she would have been able to get those capris off with her shoes still on.
    As a non-sport-player/non-exerciser I’d say this commercial would make more sense in a running or tennis context.
    And for some reason this commercial doesn’t feel like it’s aimed at women, even though they’re trying to sell women’s shoes. If I found out a woman had come up with this commercial I would be really surprised.

  • Tinyfaeri

    You know, if I had Miranda Kerr’s body, I’d leave the curtains open, too.

    Otherwise, it’s a weird, weird commercial.

  • Lindsey Conklin

    I am def guilty of 1 and 4. but 10…how!??!

  • ted3553

    Love this. I have had similar conversations-generally with myself, about ridiculous things knowing full well what they’re getting at but still-ridiculous.

  • Earl Jenkins

    And apparently, these shoes repel water better than a ducks back — even the laces?

  • Earl Jenkins

    …and I just noticed I failed to type the apostrophe in “duck’s”. Such distracting shoes!