You guys, we can probably all just say goodbye to work for today, because Cosmopolitan has officially won the entire Internet with its new video, “Cats + Abs.”
It is exactly what it sounds like, and yet so much more. The shirtless male models are not just playing with kittens, they are rapping about kittens.
chest, abs, obliques.
They’re so prrrrfect.
Say meow to me”
This is easily the cutest and the sexiest thing we have ever seen. The fact that this video is only two and a half minutes long is a tragedy. We could watch hot, shirtless guys dancing around with fuzzy baby kittens all damn day. (We are definitely going to just be watching this video all day. Sorry work, not sorry.)
We especially like the model in the back who is too busy petting the kittens to remember to dance.
The kittens in the video are available for adoption from the NY Humane Society. When we figure out how to adopt the male models, we will let you know. (That is a lie, we will keep them for ourselves.)