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Miley Cyrus Demonstrating Her Giant Sex Toy On Twitter Will Give You The Creeps

When we first saw Miley Cyrus’ new tour pictures on Twitter, we were initially taken with just how good her makeup looks. Really, it always looks perfect. She has glowing, 21-year-old skin like a porcelain doll, and she looks amazing with a neutral eye and bright red lips complementing her spectacular complexion and cool blonde hair. But then we started to worry something was wrong with her hand. Is it always that smooth, white, and poreless? And what happened to her manicure?

But then she made its use a little more clear:

Miley’s giant fake hand is actually the “Hand of Adonis” sex toy. It’s a giant, hand-shaped dildo, which Perez Hilton says the manufacturer describes as “a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting.”

The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. … The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it.

We can’t stop giggling, because clearly we are six years old. We especially approve of the way she Tweeted her photos with just emojis of fists and hands giving little thumbs-up signs.

But when we think about it a little more, though, this creeps us all the fuck out! The Hand of Adonis looks like a giant, bloodless, severed arm, and now all we can see is this:

dexter

Not sexy!

(Photos: Twitter, Showtime)

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  • jacq

    The actions and or show which ever you choose was intentionally staged for these outrageous stints with Miley. She said herself that parents who took their children to Hanna days would not be bring them to this show. Miley came back to the U.S. with this tour to intentionally make sure she chased away her childhood days of Hanna. The question is have any of you out there caught on to this yet? Also go back watch some of her own words in those little interviews, it is there just gotta listen. I think that we can all agree that she could have approached this in a more Mature Way, she did not have to go all slutty on those younger fans that is the real shame.

    • Crayzcheshire

      Uh yeah, i’m pretty sure we’re all aware of the controversial shenanigans Miley’s been up to since her cutesy cupcake days. Where do you think collective society has been, hiding under a rock??

  • FemelleChevalier

    I giggled, too. Now excuse me, Dora the Explorer is on my TV right now.

  • scallywag

    But because Miley is Miley and can get anything and anyone done, fists gouging the inside of her privates are not really the terrible exercise in navigation control. This is after all Miley’s domain. This is her rump. This is her thrusting tongue. This is her mock up stage. This is her fantasy. This is your fantasy…

    The sex tape out soon once Miley’s publicist tells us it’s time…

    http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2014/03/miley-cyrus-sex-toy-makes-blush/

  • Kay_Sue

    This article is on a list of articles I really really wish I’d resisted the urge to click on….

  • Mariana del Rio

    The Hand of Adonis is wayyyyy to crazy of a dildo in my book.