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Jay-Z And Beyoncé Think They’re Too Good For Kim Kardashian’s Wedding, And They’re Not Wrong

beyonce-jay-z-kanye-west-kim-kardashian-weddingPoor Kanye West has lost his best man! BFF Jay-Z was Yeezus’ first choice to stand with him at the end of the aisle on his May 24 wedding to Kim Kardashian, but Jay-Z has allegedly pulled out of the wedding-themed circus because he thinks his family is too good to appear on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. We’d feel bad for Kimye, but Jay-Z isn’t wrong. Beyoncé and Blue Ivy really are too good for Kim’s TV show.

“Jay agreed initially but had one condition – under no circumstances can there be any reality TV shows filming him, his wife Beyoncé or daughter Blue Ivy during the ceremony,” an unnamed source told the Daily Star.

While we would give up our health insurance to be allowed to attend the baroque apocalypse Kanye is undoubtedly planning for his wedding, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are just too fancy to be associated with Keeping Up With The Kardashians. To be fair, that is a show where Kim lets strangers watch her have stretchmarks lasered off her boobs and has discussed at length her distaste for the way Kris Jenner‘s black toilet paper leaves black fuzz in her “vaj.” It’s not exactly Masterpiece Theater.

“The thought of popping up in KUWTK mortifies Beyoncé,” the source continues. “She purposefully keeps herself away from trashy TV and isn’t prepared to lower her standards for anyone, or any occasion.”

But the suits at the E! Network are shelling out millions to cover the Kimye wedding, so those trashy reality show cameras will certainly be in attendance. Kim has been trying to convince us that the wedding will be “small and intimate,” but we know from experience that Kim doesn’t always know what words mean, so we’re expecting a wedding to put Sean Parker’s $9 million Game of Thrones-theme extravaganza to shame.

But with Jay-Z too ashamed to show his A-list face in front of Kim’s trashy cable TV cameras, who will Kanye West get to be his best man? Maybe Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci, who we expect to make Kim’s wedding dress. Or maybe he can hire Prince William. (Prince Harry would probably actually do it.) But if there are any bookmakers out there taking bets, we would like to put $100 on Kanye declaring himself his own best friend, because nobody loves Kanye as much as Kanye.

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  • belle

    Let’s be honest it will kill Beyonce that Kim will be center of attention. Just a news flash to the person writing this story, no one really cares about Jay&Beyonce. People don’t care about their lives since they haven’t ever given them a nickname as a couple and we are 5yrs in. Don’t tell me that it’s okay for these 2 to do their own specials about their life and or that they suddenly became so publicly affectionate since Kimye got together.It’s okay for Beyonce to go almost naked on stage and to behave raunchy on stage-not. I’m tired of Jay being held in such high regard when in fact he was a dirty drug dealer whom I;m sure people overdosed on his drugs. He has also shot a man. Think of the countless addicted druggies he is responsible for creating. So whoever says that Jay is too good for anyone needs to know who he really is. His wife is an uneducated woman who has stolen songs and styles from people. There is nothing special or authentic about her either. She only allows photos taken by her own photographers to be released and she needs to stop bleaching her skin. Seriously!

    • heyYOU

      LOL. You cared enough to read the story though, hun. It kills me when people like you claim to not care. do you think beyonce and jay z care about what YOU think??? you are over there condemning another HUMAN BEING for his past discretions and mistakes as if you or anybody else for that matter have none of their own. He has overcome them and is a better person today. If he expects more for himself and has attempted to live up to that , then you have no right to pinpoint and shoot it down. so just keep calm and worry about living life, trying to be better in every aspect, and loving the people who you surround yourselves around . cuz i guarantee that BEY and JAY are doing just THAT. whether you like them or not. and that is ALL that really matters.

    • Gotcha

      Nobody said anything about caring – FACTS, TRUTH ^^^^^^^

    • Whydid Youblockme

      PLEASE SAY THAT #COSIGN

    • Sha Har

      Wrong!!! Anyway, I am happy the Carters said NO to the cameras!

    • rocky687

      lets be honest if jay and beyonce are filmed a lot of people myself included may actually tune in just for them it will bring in even more ratings all the news bloggers will have a separate coverage story on beyonces outfit of that day her hair style and whatever blue ivy has on and about how nice jayonce looks together and people love beyonce and jay z if they had their own show a lot of people will be watching her fans will enjoy it and her haters will watch so they can find another reason to hate.so i dont think beyonce even cares about being the center attention which u claim because she is the attention. they are too good for reality tv. jay WAS a drug dealer now he’s millionaire, business man he has a beautiful child with his wife and been with his beautiful wife for over 12 years and are about celebrate 6 years of marriage. your too busy focusing on his past about all the bad decisions he made struggling to survive and experts say when u bring up someones past usually it because you are envious about something. beyonce can perform and sing about what ever she wants its been done before go listen janet jackson and go watch her perform “rope burn” “would you mind” and “discipline”. who cares if she has here own photographers she only trust her photographer. never understood the bleaching or where it came from since beyonce has always been light and always seen bronzing and spray tanning.

    • Whydid Youblockme

      Okaayyy??? Couldn’t have said it betta myself

    • Tee

      Lmao! You’ve got to be kidding, right? ? HOW did Kim become famous again? ? ? What’s her talent, I’m sorry? Lol. I’m glad they say no. They don’t have to put their lives on public display to be popular. If they had agreed to it, the ratings would soar through the roof! You tryna clown Beyonce for being successful based on her singing and dancing talent, yet Kim got famous off deep throating on film. Please hush.

    • Whydid Youblockme

      ” …. yet Kim got famous off deep throating on film.” ….
      ^ ^ ^ ^ —> You forgot “getting peed on”
      Lmao

    • Tee

      And WHY can’t she control what’s released and photographed about her? It’s HER life,, HER image.

    • Crayzcheshire

      If “NO ONE REALLY CARES”, especially not you… then why’d you bother to click on this article and write a long ass comment? LOL

    • Whydid Youblockme

      So Jay/Bey aren’t important because they weren’t given a nickname??
      Lmao @ that b.s.

  • notedcruz4me

    I guess Jay Z’s alliance with Deep Throat or whatever her name is would make Jay Z all that but it doesn’t. We all know Jay Z’s past so he can’t be “too good” for anyone or anything. And lastly, I don’t believe this bogus story. So save it.

    • heyYOU

      “knowing” someone’s past and condemning them for it and/or thinking you are better than that or beyond that is what is bogus, hun. honestly.

    • mylee

      It’s always done to Kim isn’t it?

  • Jessica

    I think the power couple is too good 2 b in their wedding. Beyonce is beautiful and will always have talent while kims only talent is opening her legs.

    • heyYOU

      while i agree with you about Beyonce’s undeniable talent (whether people choose to like it or not), it’s not a matter of being “too good” for anyone. If they have certain concerns or worries or standards, they shouldnt compromise. period. if they do not want to be on a reality show, or they actually have a higher standard for the concept of marriage (which is really commendable because most people today just don’t-till today we have NO IDEA about their most sacred day) then that should be respected. if you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything.

    • heyYOU

      while I agree with you about Beyonce’s undeniable talent (whether ppl chose to like it or not) i dont think it’s about them being “too good” for anything. They are not superior human beings. I think it’s more so for the fact that if they have certain standards, concerns or worries, then those should be respected. that is their choice. They appear to view the concept of matrimony in higher regards than most. and that is commendable. till this day we know NOTHING about their special day, and i believe it will continue to be like that. not saying this story is even true but if it was the case that they did not want to be televised then i think there is nothing wrong about that. if you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything…. :)

    • Cali

      Hey Beyonce what’s up with the holier than thou attitude. You claim you are holier than thou and you act like a slut every chance you get. It kills you to see that Kimye is a power couple. People are interested in them more than they are interested in you or your thug husband. You 2 never feel authentic. It seems like your trying to hard.

    • Tee

      She performs songs, while Kim sucked d!ck and got famous. Shutup

    • Whydid Youblockme

      Lmao!!! #SAYTHAT!!!

    • Whydid Youblockme

      The fact that we know nothing of their wedding day says a lot about them – they are PRIVATE PEOPLE. They don’t blast their business to the tabloids & media nor do they factor in time & space for the cameras to film everything — > Kim’s dumb ayass has herself being filmed on national television getting cellulite lasered off her legs & bumps lasered off her toe – Really???? And Beyoncé IS IN LOVE with her husband – I don’t even believe Kim is in love with Kanye. She loves what & who Kanye is & the amount of MONEY he spends on her, the attention he gives her & all of the lavish sht that comes with being his significant other PLUS the fact that she will BE PAID(!!!) if they ever break up – that’s why she had his baby – that was a PLANNED CHOICE – it’s all about MONEY & ATTENTION with Kim — Beyoncé is REAL – her & Jay are NOT about what Kim & Kanye are about.

  • Sha Har

    I love the Carters! Yes, they are too good to be on that trashy show.
    Kim’s marriage may not last 72 days this time.

  • Gotcha

    Jay Z and Beyoncé snubbing reality TV – hell they need a reality check. What do they think Beyoncé does on stage night after night GLOBALLY – popping her pu*sy, spreading her legs,, grinding, simulating sex with a chair, having their 2 year old sing along with her……. They are no better than Kanye and Kim at the end of the day.

  • rocky687

    we all know if beyonce and jay z were filmed people are mostly gonna talk about them and a lot of people are only gonna tune in to see the carters tbh….and i agree with the choice i dont want cameras filming my private life gtfoh !

  • Crayzcheshire
  • Whydid Youblockme

    GOOD!!!! And I HOPE THEY DONT GO I hope this article is TRUTH. They don’t need to be associated with them like that. Beyoncé IS too good to fk with that trashbag & Jay is too good for that nutcase.

    • Carolyn Carter

      Beyoncé and Jay Z is just like everyone else, except for their bank account. Stop putting these two on an imaginary pedestal of greatness!!!