The 15 Funniest Twitter Reactions To The Bachelor Finale

Check out the funniest Twitter reactions to The Bachelor finale!

For some weird reason, The Bachelor is still a real thing that people really watch. While I have admittedly only seen some of the show, I did tune into the finale with my roommate and a few glasses o’ wine because this season has been such a remarkable show of shiz in every single way.

Now, in case you missed it (OBVIOUS SPOILER ALERT BTW), here’s what happened: bachelor Juan Pablo didn’t get all romantic-like and propose to final lady Nikki Ferrell, as is typical terrible Bachelor style. Instead, he just gave her a rose and was all, “LOL you’re cool but nah.” Okay, exact quote:

“I have a ring here in my pocket and I’m not going to use it. I’m not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I’m 100 percent sure that I don’t want to let you go. I like you a lot. So, Nikki, will you accept my final rose?”

I LIKE YOU A LOT. You know who else likes you a lot? Your best friend. Your dog. The guy who regularly works nights at Wegmans which is coincidentally when you feel most comfortable buying three pounds of candy. Those are the people who “like you a lot”–not, as Nikki said to Juan Pablo, someone whom you “can’t imagine spending my life without.”

Anyway, the Twitterverse reacted in the most hilarious of ways, as it does. Here were our favorite tweets on the topic:

Nailed it.


Nailed it and didn’t even watch the show!

 

 

 

Ugh, true and so depressing.

 

 

Indisputable fact.

 

Not so much funny, but definitely interesting. Also, dude’s a writer for The Mindy Project, so this is just another reminder of why TMP is one of our favorite f’ing shows.

 

 


Okay this basically sums up how we feel about spoilers for reality TV shows forever.

 

Oh, but if you’re still craving a shot at being on The Bachelor, perhaps it is time for you to change yourself entirely (or not at all, perhaps) so you can hop on that road. And if you do manage to get on, please, be our own personal mole to the show.

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    • Kaitlin Reilly

      We’re all winners since none of us are married to Juan Pablo.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      BAHAHA. Every tweet just got better. Also this: LOL you’re cool but nah. haha nailed it, sam

    • Alexandra Mitchell

      I like how many people are shocked that he didn’t want to get engaged. Because obviously you’re going to meet the love of your life after a couple months on a reality show! So much idiocy. These tweets are awesome.

    • http://www.melsmanyhats.blogspot.com/ Mel

      I didn’t watch, and never really do. But are we really outraged at the idea that he’s not sure, after only a few weeks and dating multiple women at one time, the he wants to marry her? Are we really upset that he really “likes her a lot” and wants to continue to see where it goes? Not proposing to someone you’ve known for a brief period of time IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTABLE. Taking the time to date like “real people” without cameras, other daters, and whole facade of the show is a great idea. Perhaps this is why I’ve never gotten into these shows…

      • Samantha Escobar

        Haha, no, it makes sense to only like somebody after dating like 10 other people at the same time, thus confusing every romantic emotion possible. I think there’s nothing outrageous except the fact that the show exists in the first place.

      • http://www.melsmanyhats.blogspot.com/ Mel

        Exactly. It’s funny how he did something perfectly human and “real” but because it’s reality TV, people are pissed at his decision. Oh, the irony.

      • JLH1986

        I don’t know anyone (personally) pissed at his decision then, though, for whatever reason, they are pissed he still hasn’t told the winner he loves her. Most of the people I know are talking about the other girl who basically told him off? I don’t know I don’t watch, at all, but that’s all I’ve heard at work today!

    • Peggy

      Wegmans reference FTW!!

      • Samantha Escobar

        WEGMANS FOREVER OH MY GOODNESS.

    • Crayzcheshire

      Makeup ladies of TG!: can someone PLEASE find out what lipstick Sharleen was wearing? holy shnikes it was beautiful.

    • Amanda

      I just feel bad for Nikki. Even his family warned the girls about him. Only Claire listened.

    • Meghan

      I appreciate this for the Bachelor tweets, but mostly for the Wegmans reference. Wegmans is king.