What A Virgin Looks Like According To Stock Photos

 

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This is the island kind of virgin.

In our sick, sad world there’s a lot of unnecessary emphasis on virginity, particularly female virginity. It’s unfortunate, but virginity is treasured as a virtue while sluttiness is shamed. Too bad, so sad for those creepers who weirdly prize virginity, you can’t tell if someone has had sex or not just by looking at them. A busted hymen doesn’t even mean anything!

Though you can’t spot a virgin using just your eyeballs, you can use imagery to imply virginity. Out of curiosity, I searched Shutterstock for the word “virgin” to see just what people think a virgin looks like. After all, stock photos are a particularly strange way to visually assess society. Some of the pictures were fully unsurprising (overly sexualized, women with flowers on their heads), while some made little sense (are blood halos a thing?). There are definitely a few common themes in many virgin stock photos.

See for yourself. Click through to check out some examples of what those who have fought the will to bone apparently look like.

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    • Lindsey Conklin

      this is funny and absolutely ridiculous. Polka Dot virgin might be my fav.

      • LynnKell

        “This girl clearly went to the Taylor Swift school of appearing chaste.”

        Hilarious.

    • Julia Sonenshein

      The shirt on the guy opening the virginity present might deserve its own post or possibly its own site.

      I audibly said “god bless you, joanna rafael” at the madonna shmata

      • randy joe d

        That is quite a shirt!

      • Joanna Rafael

        It’s very PUA style.

      • Joanna Rafael

        I genuinely don’t know what to call that other than a shmata.

      • Julia Sonenshein

        there’s not another word to my knowledge

    • waffre

      “I’m a virgin because when girls see that I sleep on a bed with no sheets they get creeped out.”

      • Joanna Rafael

        That dude needs to get a grip!

    • Samantha Escobar

      is it just me, or do these virgins have unbelievably poor hygiene habits?!

      • FemelleChevalier

        Hygiene is for those heathens who have sullied and impure genitals. Virgins don’t need such inconsequential practice.

      • Joanna Rafael

        The last virgin is just covered in mud. Clean your vag, lady. I don’t care whether anyone has ever been inside it or not.

      • FemelleChevalier

        She just got out of her mud spa treatment for her vajayjay. It’s fancy mud.

      • Joanna Rafael

        Do they do those for sluts? I want one.

      • FemelleChevalier

        Of course! But we can’t disturb the muddy virgins. The keepers can be a tad overprotective.

    • FemelleChevalier

      The key around the first girl’s neck is obviously the key for the other girl in chastity belt. She is obviously the virgin-keeper.

      • Joanna Rafael

        Ooo, it all ties together.

    • Kay_Sue

      I think my favorite was the one with the bloody halo…….

      • Joanna Rafael

        I want a bloody halo of my own!