• Wed, Mar 26 - 1:25 pm ET

Meet Your New Favorite Party Game: Porn Karaoke

they're having so much fun at karaoke that you would never guess they're looking at dicks

Me and my middle school friends used to stay up late during sleepovers to watch Talk Sex with Sue Johanson, this low budget advice show in which an elderly woman reviewed sex toys and overused the word “pleasure.” We were clueless about most of the things she talked about, but we knew it was all dirty and forbidden and that watching it made us very, very badass. One time, after too much sugar, we had the brilliant idea to put the TV on mute and try to dub over Sue with our ideas of what she might be saying (“I’m a weird old lady. I love lube. Buy me a sandwich!”) and that eventually became one of my favorite pastimes. I’d forgotten all about it, though, until this morning— when I discovered porn karaoke.

Thanks you, Sue Johanson, for all you've done.

Thanks you, Sue Johanson, for all you’ve done. (Via)

If you’re in New York City, you have the option to attend tonight’s premier of “Porn and Karaoke,” which is pretty much what the name suggests. Just show up at R Bar (218 Bowery) at 8pm, and you’ll get the opportunity to watch people watching porn… and filling in all the voices. According to the Canadian inventor of the game, Sherwin Sullivan Tijia, it’s “more fun than sexy.” He tells the Daily News,

It has more in common with improv than anything actually designed to turn you on. You could end up with anything from lesbian porn to pterodactyl porn. People are not encouraged to stay true to the actual dialogue. It’s actually funnier if you’re not super-serious.

I don’t know about you, but I’m sold. You had me at “pterodactyl porn.”

I’m sure it’s more fun to try it in public (if you’re in NYC, definitely check it out and report back to us about your experience!) but what’s stopping you from throwing your own porn karaoke night at home? I bet you do a great pterodactyl moan.

Via Daily News / Photo: Shutterstock

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