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Miley Cyrus Is Sad, Topless And Straddling A Horse For The ‘Adore Me’ Remix Cover

Miley Cyrus' topless photos leaked!

Via Idolator.

Not one for subtlety, Miley Cyrus has done a fair amount of weird stuff in the name her career. From motorboating her dancers onstage to making out with Katy Perry to straight up spitting on her fans, Ms. Miley just can’t stop snagging all the awkward ~*outrageous teen stage*~ glory. Now, she’s sitting on a horse! Well, straddling a horse, actually. And she’s doing it topless.

The full version of a remix cover for “Adore You” was posted to Idolator today, and it features a very shirtless Miley Cyrus hanging out upon a white horse in her underwear with a long black wig on her head. Something in me feels like this is an April Fool’s Day joke, but hey, we’re equal opportunity boob-posters and we are taking Idolator’s word for the picture’s veracity for now.

While this is not nearly as painful to look at as her topless sunburn photo nor that butt bruise thong picture from the past couple weeks, it is nevertheless not the most pleasant thing to look at.

Now, I am not one for judgments, but I would be willing to guess that this here horse statue was not super stoked on the idea of having some girl who can’t roll up her tongue keep jumping all up on him. Stop doing that, he may be thinking, you look like that awful sheep Sally from the farm. In general, I have always found it more than a little awkward when nude adult humans pose with animals. It just seems odd to me (remember that Equus poster with Daniel Radcliffe?).

Anyway, this was your daily dose of Miley absurdity. Come back tomorrow for when she twerks on a state official!

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  • Allison Ruork

    That is not an actual horse…

    • Samantha Escobar

      This is very true!

  • CommonDog

    Well, she has only two steps to go before she can call her career complete – full frontal and porn.

  • Kaitlin Reilly

    I love that hair color, even if it is a wig!

  • Lindsey Conklin

    She looks like Katy Perry…white horse…coincidence?

  • Alicia715

    I do not understand this at all.

    The Equus poster I understood, it was designed to be sexualized in an uncomfortable way. Not in a “Look at how sexy this is, doesn’t it turn you on?” way.

    This Miley Cyrus/horse statue thing is just weird IMO because it seems to be designed to be sexualized in a way to make it popular and invoke anything other than normalized sexual feelings.

  • FemelleChevalier

    …sorry, but her other nipple is still visible here, so it’s still NSFW. Just pointing it out?