Only Cara Delevingne Could Make A Mascara Tutorial That Sounds Like Vibrator Porn

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It probably won’t shock you to hear that Cara Delevingne did something ridiculous on social media this morning, what with her long history of making nightmarish YouTube videos, going on lengthy Twitter rants, and taking selfies on a NYFW runway. What’s the supermodel up to today? Oh, just finding a way to make a mascara tutorial look like a 13-second horror film.

The video features makeup artist Tom Pecheux and a vibrating mascara wand, which he holds up to Cara’s bugged-out eyes while she rattles her head and makes exorcism noises. As Style.com graciously points out, “the soundtrack to this tutorial needs, ahem, context, so unless you plan on turning a few heads at the office, consider this NSFW.” When I click on a home movie of Cara Delevingne’s, I’m surprised if it doesn’t sound like weird porn– but in case you needed that warning, there you go.

Cara is quickly turning into one of my favorite celebrities. Those of us who follow fashion news religiously can’t avoid her wacky skylarking, and everyone else in the world recognizes her name or her face, but rarely both– so I kind of feel like she belongs to us. (My sister recently referred to her as “Rihanna‘s best friend with the eyebrows,” and most straight dudes seem to know her as “the chick who’s always licking the chick from Fast and Furious.” So that sums it up pretty nicely.) She never fails to amuse me, and this new Instagram video is no exception.

And in case you were worried by the lack of vibrator jokes, look no further than the video’s caption: “masCARA tips! Haters gonna hate, vibrators gonna vibrate I mean mascara hehehe #DIY #girlsbestfriend.” Sounds about right.

Via Style.com / Photo: Getty images

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    • Samantha Escobar

      I admit, she annoyed me at first but now she’s grown on me and I’m not sure why. Maybe because she’s so freaking odd.

    • FemelleChevalier

      She’s this cheeky girl with a penchant for hobo-like fashion even though she’s posh. And I say that with an amused smile; she’s ridiculously cute.

    • Meaghan Elizabeth

      The runway selfie you’re referring to was during London Fashion Week. Not New York.