20 Stock Photos That Prove Just How Much Betches Love Shopping

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We all know that stock photos aren’t particularly wonderful when it comes to representing actual people or human experiences–they’re more like realistic cartoon humans doing exaggerated poses to reflect mangled stereotypes. Gender roles are especially prevalent in stock photos, and women are portrayed as flattened, primarily thin, white, and conventionally attractive approximations of humans. On the upside, these little cartoons are pretty hilarious, if you try not to think about it too much. Here’s the 20 most ridiculous stock photos of women shopping, because goddamn, women LOVE shopping.

1. “But which non-breathable fabric has the lowest chance of giving me a yeast infection?”

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2. Hiding under a shelf is a normal part of the shopping experience.

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Photo: Hasloo Group Production Studio/Shutterstock

3. I really want to know what’s in that zebra bag.

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Photo: dean bertoncelj/Shutterstock

4. Ladies love owning five of the same shirt in both red and lavender.

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Photo: Kzenon/Shutterstock

5. Shopping on a logo-less computer yields logo-less shopping bags from nowhere.

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Photo: Andrey_Popov/Shutterstock

6. Can we all just agree that this woman is trying to defecate?

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Photo: conrado/Shutterstock

7. EMERGENCY! SHOES ALONE IN A WHITE ROOM!

woman stock photo shopping shoes

Photo: Pawel Chrzanowski/Shutterstock

8. “Yeah, I just bought this bag of bread, a collection of wheat, and some insouciantly draped cherry tomatoes and garlic. I’m having it all.”

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Photo: Zoom Team/Shutterstock

9. Watch me fuck with the space time continuum.

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Photo: Jag_cz/Shutterstock

10. That bag is a bridge to Terabithia or something, right? I mean what could possibly be so exciting?

group of woman shopping

Photo: Kzenon/Shutterstock

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    • Lindsey Conklin

      diversity much? haha geez! also. #6, should we be concerned…she looks like she’s in a lot of pain?!

    • CMJ

      I have big concerns if those black pumps in #7 elicit that kind of response.

    • Hayley Hoover

      Your captions are even funnier than the pictures themselves. Also, number six looks so weirdly like Scarlett Johansson. Right?

      • Julia Sonenshein

        <3 x10000

    • Char
      • Crayzcheshire

        <3

    • Crayzcheshire

      I just picture dildos in all the bags. much funnier.

      • Julia Sonenshein

        That idea is a gift. Thank you.