The Miley Cyrus Porn Parody Has Arrived For Your Pervy Viewing Pleasure

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FINALLY! After years of patiently waiting, the public has been rewarded with a Miley Cyrus porn parody. But seriously, how is it 2014 and we’re just now getting Molly’s Wrecking Ballz? I thought we were more evolved as a culture than this, but apparently progress is slow. Rejoice, because we finally did it. USA! USA! USA!

After an indecent amount of promotion from the artists at Devil’s Film, the super NSFW (duh) trailer is here. I’ll let Vice describe it for you in a way only they can (and urge my beloved family members to stop reading here):

In the two-minute video, we see “Miley” in a strap-on lesbian scene with a “homegirl with a big butt” (like from her video for “We Can’t Stop”), take a doggystyle pounding from Robin Thicke (like from her VMA performance), and go for a limo fuck ride with Justin Timberlake (cultural reference not found).

That about sums things up. The trailer isn’t particularly exciting–just a bunch of somewhat tame sex stuff performed by people in hilarious pop culture costumes, although the sight of “Robin Thicke” and “Molly” made me feel like I needed to shower and go to church. I didn’t think I was the type to have any hang ups about porn, but oh well. You learn something new about yourself every day. Also, that “Justin Timberlake” character is far from convincing. Poor casting.

You can watch the trailer over here, but don’t be an idiot and do it at work. Or, do what you want. You’re a human person capable of making your own choices. I just made a choice of my own, which is that I’m listening to Miley Cyrus right now, and I am not ashamed.

Photo: Devil’s Film

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    • Chloe

      She probably does JT because they’re both from Tennessee.

    • FemelleChevalier

      Rule #34 shall not be denied.