We Made Real OKCupid Profiles For The Game of Thrones Characters


Holy crap, Game of Thrones is coming back this Sunday night! In case you weren’t excited enough (how can you not be excited enough?), we thought we’d delve into the lives of our heroes–their love lives, to be specific. We wondered how Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Joffrey Baratheon, Cersei Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, and even Hodor would do if faced with our dating standards of today, and so naturally we made them OKCupid accounts.

Let’s see how they did in the world of online dating, shall we?

Jon Snow

jon snow okcupidMy self-summary

I’m a pretty serious dude just trying to live my life and figure things out. I might be having a quarter life crisis–want to join me?

What I’m doing with my life

I joined the Night’s Watch last year and am trying to get my life on track. Heading home!

I’m really good at

Tongue stuff. No, really good.

The first things people usually notice about me

My cloak and crippling sense of duty.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Finding my birth mother. I’m making a documentary about it–Kickstarter is in the works.

You should message me if

You’re cool with keeping things between us.

Jon’s favorite suitor:

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Daenerys Targaryen

Daenerys Targaryen online dating

My self-summary

Single mother on a quest to avenge my family name. Looking for someone who can keep up and won’t hold me back while I figure my life out.

I’m really good at

Being decisive. If a hard decision needs to be made, I’ll do it and live with the consequences. I also love to bake.

The first things people usually notice about me

Apparently my hair doesn’t match my eyebrows. My army also has been known to turn heads.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Revenge. Bloodlines. What has been taken from me. What I will take back.

You should message me if

You aren’t intimidated by power, my children, and are okay with keeping things casual.

Daenerys’ most promising suitors:

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More than one person asked to meet up with Daenerys IRL, so, that was a win.

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