We Made Real OKCupid Profiles For The Game of Thrones Characters

Tyrion Lannister

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My self-summary

I’m funny and underrated.

What I’m doing with my life

I think for a living.

I’m really good at

Lightening the mood, strategic thinking, partying.

The first thing people notice about me

How I measure up.

Favorite books, movies, food, music

I guarantee I’ve read more books than you.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I’m technically married.

You should message me

You’re openminded.

And here’s a smatter of the proclamation of thought messages that Tyrion sent, that were never responded to.

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Joffrey Baratheon

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My self-summary

Ruler of the seven kingdoms. Bow down, bitches.

What I’m doing with my life

Partying, ruling, hunting, living life to the fullest. I’ve got a fucking fantastic life and I’m not going to water it down for you.

I’m really good at


The first thing people notice about me

My crown.

The six things I could never do without

You couldn’t do without me. I will never have to go without.

You should message me

Speak when spoken to.

…and the women who threw themselves at Joffrey?

Even on OKCupid, that little shit struck out.

Photos: Game of Thrones, HBO, OKCupid

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