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OMG, Jorts! 25 Celebrities In Their Hippie Costumes For Coachella, Week One

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

When the 2014 Coachella lineup was announced earlier this year, we were pretty excited for all the spectacular female artists. But what about all the spectacularly bad celebrity fashion? Just like last year, we’re here to bring you the “beach waves,” crop tops, and cutoffs that famous people can’t help but whip out for music festivals. Everyone from Jared Leto to Selena Gomez to Sarah Hyland looked real bad, but they probably got paid anyway (or at least had their tickets comp’d) so I don’t feel too sorry for them.

1. Ireland Baldwin

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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Even she’s trying to cover up this stupid top.

2. Kesha

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Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

The artist formerly known as Ke$ha actually looked really lovely hanging out and watching HAIM.

3. Jared Leto

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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Sure, he swept up well during awards season, but what the eff is this getup?

4. Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Coachella sweatshirt I Have No Tits

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As we discussed earlier, this was an odd choice of outfit.

5. Evan Peters and Emma Roberts

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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You know what they say: the couple who Daisy Dukes together…pukes together? Maybe they do not say that. Never mind.

6. Alessandra Ambrosio

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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We would expect nothing less flowing than this from Coachella’s model mascot.

7. Kelly Osbourne

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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What a lovely and confusing tea party outfit you’ve got on, Kelly.

8. Sarah Hyland and Matt Prokop

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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I like Sarah Hyland, but this looks like a third grader (or first year post-grad) found out about Burning Man and decided to drop $300 at JoAnn Fabrics.

9. Paris Hilton

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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It’s hard not to do a giant eye roll, but I mean really.

10. Frances Bean Cobain and Isaiah Silva

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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I can’t make fun of them. They’re much cooler than I.

11. Kesha Pt. 2

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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Still looking snazzy, this time in a light floral romper and on the arms of Julian Casablancas and Danielle Haim.

12. Joe Jonas

25 Celebrities In Their Costumes For Coachella, Week One

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Awww, Joe Jonas looking adorable in something from the H&M sale section of 2003.

Now, for some LiLoKendall JennerSelena Gomez and Hilary Duff, among others…

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  • Kaitlin Reilly

    I have to say that I’m really liking everyone’s hats.

  • Mandie

    I would give so much to party with Frances Bean Cobain.

  • Nat

    Evan Peters*

  • Alexis Rhiannon

    Kind of loving Emma Roberts’ hair…and also I regret to inform you that that Joe Jonas outfit is Lacoste, and that he’s being paid to wear it.

    • Samantha Escobar

      Her hair is reminding me of exactly how much I want to go blonde and chop off all my stupid hair ASAP.

  • blah

    Its kylie

  • ascholarsparrot

    I am really worried about Tallulah Willis waving her arms. Or walking fast. Or breathing. Honestly, I kind of wish someone was standing near her with a jacket.

    • Samantha Escobar

      In all seriousness, I had a dream last night that she and I were hanging out and she was wearing this outfit. She just kept telling me it was really comfortable and now I’m wondering if it was actually very comfy for Coachella. But I also had a dream I hung out with Pharrell, so clearly, my dreams are not all that accurate.

    • ascholarsparrot

      I dreamt I couldn’t find my keys…. Your dreams are WAY cooler.